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This is what he's capable of, lads:

It's over. Fourth is ours. So long as we beat QPR and get a result at Newcastle and then avoid defeat for the rest of the season. Spike is right, this squad is suddenly looking like being capable of beating anyone, which proves one of my points from the AVB 'era' that when we bother we're one of the best teams in the world. Tottenham are in crisis and won't recover, IMO, and Newcastle don't have much experience when it comes to squeaky bum time. It will be academic if we beat QPR and Newcastle.

Wow, I'm 18 and I only smoke 5 a day. We should try to quit together

Well said, protection never works, and in the case of something as popular as weed, it creates a great revenue stream for organised crime. It's Prohibition Era USA all over again, except on a global scale.

Sure does. My point is, you cannot stop a man with an absolute cast iron will like that. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will stop him if he has his heart set on something. He worked his way up from the gutter to doing what he likes, when he likes.

Do not underestimate the power that Mr. Abramovich possesses. He has enough money to buy the entire city of London and demolish everything and build an enormous stadium if he absolutely has to. Being best mates with Vladi Putin probably helps as well.

Yes, it certainly is. We are one of the few clubs to have spent our entire history at one stadium, I would like that to never, ever change. Stamford Bridge is Chelsea and Chelsea is Stamford Bridge, we'll not move to Earls Court and play at Samsung Arena or whatever. Scouse fans can talk about their stupid fucking 18 leagues and whatnot, but you never spent your entire existence at Anfield so suck our collective West London dicks.

Fuck off QPR, you can't fill a big stadium. Stamford Bridge is all we'll ever need anyway. Forget the cuouncil, Roman Abramovich can buy what he wants, he can just buy the councillors and make them vote in favour of expansion.

Now, I have never seen Tintin play, but I'll wager that Sir Marko Marin is twice the player that he is currently. He has a wicked, wicked, long shot on him; he's probably a genuine challenger to Salomon's crown of best dribbler at the club, the only problem is injury and disciplne for me.

Marko, Marko, you're a don, and you'll always be a don, Marko, Marko, you're a don. (Sung to the tune of Gallas, Gallas, you're a cunt)

Being drunk is a great way to add to ones post count. I must have posted 20 times in about 5 minutes. Hopefully half of them make sense

Now, the only time I have watched young Marko do his magic was in a CL tie vs. Fiorentina 2 years ago, and fucking hell, was he brilliant. Hit the post a couple of times and got 2 assists, if my alchol-addled memory serves me.

You lucky, lucky Bosnians. I don't think I'll ever see a half Sri Lankan- half Indian born in Australia play for Chelsea

But on another note., have that you bloody Magpies. Fourth is ours, you'll not talke it away from us.

Noo! My fantasy premier league team is destroyedn

I'm sorry. what I meant was JM should be kept fresh as he lacks in stamina and is already somewhat fatigued. There we go. One coherent sentence. That's something, isn't it?

Marko Marin. My dreams have come true. Apart from Jose returning, me playing for Chelsea in the CL final and 5 year extenisons for Didier Drogba and Salomon. Also a quick end to my current drunkeness. One can't post and be drunk. I am very disappointed in myself. But those I am drinking with people who chose to play call of duty which i found bopring so i had no other choice but to go on talkchelsea. Sorry guys, hope you forgive me when i'm sober

Yes, her breasts are lacking somewhat but she is still excellent looking. If you read these forums, you have an admirer Ms. Knightley!

Though a Kalou poster would beace. Someoe give me one. SAgain, my apologies, I am so drunk right now hat i can't express myself/post veyr well.

No, I am heterosexual. I have a Ballack poster, but more importanty a Keira Knightley poster

Yes. KM must reamin fresh. He a;ready looks as tired as a very tired persoin

My God, my avatar looks brillaint. Perhaps it is the whiskey goggles efect.

Never! King Salomon will reign forever!

Wahey! Marko Fucking Marin I am also pissed drunk. iT IS affecting my postin g skills, methinks. Johhny Walker Black Label !

Johhny Walker Black Label!! What a brilliant scotch wishekyy it is.