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Good to see that cunt get what he deserved, a 3 year ban isn't enough. The comments on that article Hilarious. Tell me again how you've suddenly become a master lip reader?

This thread should just be renamed to Mind = Blown Yep, born in 1939.

Well, if we're talking about the biggest rivalries worldwide and not just local rivalries, here's my preferences, for what its worth. Celtic vs Rangers- Celtic, I probably identify more with their supporters being Catholic and all. And there's a history of Aussie strikers scoring for fun at Celtic, like Mark Viduka and Scott McDonald. Also, Nakamura was a brilliant player. Real Madrid vs Barcelona- Didn't really care before but I'm hoping Jose can finally topple them. Manchester United vs Liverpool- Can't stand those cocky Scouse bastards and their stupid theory that they would have won everything Chelsea have won since 2003 if it weren't for Roman. Most of my mates are United fans as well. Inter vs AC Milan- Don't know why but I've always preferred Inter. "Aussie" Christian Vieiri also played for Inter for a while. Inter vs Juventus- Same as above.

Hey, I'm only half Indian. And the last time I visted India was in 2008, and most fans either had Man United or Chelsea shirts on. And thanks for the rep Edit: Who's steva?

I love your avatar

What? It's just blue with some gold adidas stripes. And I still think our 04/05 Umbro home kit was the best looking shirt we've worn.

Not sure if serious? In that case it means Indian's run this forum. The most prolific poster and potentially 3 back-to-back MoM winners. Have it, non-Indians

Atletico shouldn't even be in the top 15, let alone the top 5, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United, Chelsea, Bayern, Inter, AC Milan, Arsenal, Juventus and Porto is probably a far more realistic top 10.

Atletico Madrid and South America teams are ahead of us and other major European clubs? Bollocks.

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Fixed for you

Everton, West Brom, United and Soton. You've missed out on some other derbies there, like Spurs-Arsenal, in which case I would hope for a 3-3 draw with 5 players on each side getting sent off.

That is a very good point. Let's not forget that we are playing a team as impotent as a (an?) eunuch's underpants.

Probably describes two thirds of young Australian females fairly accurately:

NO WE SHOULD NOT.

I'm not too concerned about this result. We've been in a position now for ages where we've known that CL victory is what we have to do to play in that competition again, the last couple of weeks have given us hope of getting us there in the 'normal' way but I think deep down most of us knew CL would have to be the only way in.

Chris Smalling missed a month with a broken toe, de Bruyne shouldn't be out for much longer than that.

I was never a huge P.E. fan, but still,

Non story. It never would have happened.

I hope all of those suspended from Munich start at Wembley. They deserve a final.

8000 posts and he still hasn't gained any maturity or intelligence whatsoever. Tells you a lot on the pathetic state of that forum: Must have gotten the thesaurus and dictionary out for that. Edit: My, he's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. He basically said "We're going to twat those twats".

Cynical it is then. They can buy a bigger car, hire a more expensive hooker, build a bigger house, perhaps even do some of those things for their families and friends. It's also jealousy, Kagawa looks across to see Salomon Kalou being offered 80k a week and going, "Hang on, I'm a better player than him, and if he's getting 80 then I think I'm being mugged off"

It appears Sol Campbell has retired, according to Sky Sports News' twitter.

http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/13182-member-of-the-month-april-2012/page__st__36__p__401537#entry401537

I'll delete my Kalou vote. My apologies Salomon, you deserved it for that Iniesta like pass