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So, Arsenal. Top 4 still possible for them?

Ramires is nearly as quick as Walcott. He's also about a billion times more intelligent.

Not bad first up. 19 points with a load of players yet to score.

lacticslad96? what a name

lol we can beat the epo men to him. arsenal and man city are bigger threats than the epo men, juve.

And a fat lot of good they did him and his team. He could beat Pele's scoring record and I will still tell you, he is utter rubbish. Shit beyond description. I would rather us play Hilario as a striker than Gomez. Stats prove nothing. Did you not watch the Munich final? Euro 2012? Or any big Bundesliga match? Or any big match involving Bayern at all? Aside from a total fluke of a knee into the net, the big twat did bugger all in those game except Pavlyuchenko it into Row Z. I don't care how many goals he knocked past shit little League Two level East German teams.

Dempsey isn't good enough for us. He's a Liverpool level player. Could be a useful squad option though. Very versatile. That's more like it.

No they don't. Mata-Oscar-Hazard Mata-Lampard-Hazard Mata-Hazard-Ramires (likely against Wigan, with Oscar looking like he's going to miss it). 3 possible starters. Marin will be on the bench. He was signed to replace Kalou and unless Hazard bombs out, that's what he'll be, depth.

In order of preference: 1. Hazard 2. Mata 3. Marin 4. Malouda 5. Sturridge 6. Ramires 7. Kakuta 8. Oscar 9. Torres 10. Bertrand I couldn't care less that they are playing "out of position"- they have all played as wingers before and they've all excelled/at least looked competent. And that is the order that it will stay. 4-2-3-1= 2 wingers only; therefore Marin is a backup. A like-for-like replacement for Kalou. I couldn't care less that everyone thinks Mata and Hazard and Ramires are not wingers, in my book that is exactly what they are and exactly where they shall play; and my book is based on the one Roberto Di Matteo chooses his team out of. He would sooner play someone out of position than sign 5 "wingers" that can only play in that 1 position. The winger died years ago anyway, now all they do is wank about, cut inside and shoot. Any idiot can do that, he doesn't have to be labelled a winger to do so.

Indeed, was Wenger not the one who said "I would take 15 years of consistent CL qualification with no trophies"?

He's a backup. In his stead, Malouda (lol) or Sturridge or Ramires can come off the bench to see out a game. We're proper fucked if we lose another 2 wingers at the same time, though. No need for concern whatsoever.

175 k a week for someone who plays sporadically is awful business, even by our standards. We'll soon see if he loves his club more than his wallet- few in today's football world do. Ashley Cole surely won't.

His contract expires this season, no? Time to let him go, I think. Finish off his career with a lol about America/Qatar/UAE/China.

Cheikhou? More like 'Cheik who?' I've never heard of him. Can the army of Belgian posters we have on here tell us more about him?

To be fair to him, he was the epitome of a big game player at his time here. Outstanding performances against Barcelona several times, he did a fair job in the final as well, keeping Ribery quiet (though I'm not sure if that was a case of Bosingwa being good or Ribery being utter bilge. I am inclined more to the latter).

Coming from you, that is an enormous lol, Mr. Homeless.

Outstanding contribution to the thread. Keep it up.

Doubt it, it's QPR. They won't keep many clean sheets. I would bet my house on him delivering absolute world class performances whenever we meet QPR.

To be fair, if AVB wasn't trying to play Crouching Wanker Hidden Striker-turned-winger, he would have been given a lot more credit. I can't stand Swansea's new kit. What exactly are they belittling? They won't beat Mourinho unless the break the points record and the goals conceded record, which they won't.

If we're going to spunk 50 million on anyone we may as well put in a cheeky bid for Iniesta. Centre midfield and defence are by far our biggest weaknesses. I have no idea why we're trying to buy every winger in Europe when we already have 8 on our books.

He is light years better than Gomez. Gomez is an utter waste of space. He provides nothing at all. At least Hernandez occasionally takes his chances. Gomez is just a fat prick.

Watch him don the fuck out of us every time we play. We're the new Barcelona for him.

You?

More like tautology.

Oh for fucks sake Bosi