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Burro!

He'll get in the squad, probably. The FFF love Malouda.

What makes you think Pep is any better at managing egos? He could not handle Ronaldinho, Deco, Ibrahimovic or Eto'o.

He pissed off the trio of Ballack, Cech and Drogba, who used their position as the most powerful figures at the club and got him sacked. The difference between them and the English bloc was that they always sided with Roman, which made them more popular with him than the captain and vice captain.

I really want to try PEDs. See if they can work on anyone, not just elite athletes. EPO would be immense if I could get a hold of some.

So bored that I've resorted to posting shit from Uncyclopedia on Youtube videos:

We can't afford to lose another midfielder, unless we plan to play a 4-1-5 or something.

Fuck that's saddening. I hope you move out soon, you don't want to bring up a kid in a setting like that. Then again, I grew up in Liverpool and I turned out okay.. Or did I?

I'm not a pixel! </3 I study at uni, when I'm arsed going there, that is. Also I had a job earlier this year, but I got fired.

You suck Rebel against your boss! Viva the Ilkeston Soviet of Workers Deputies!

But you are black. Lol that was from a parody movie, in the vein of Epic Movie but much, much better. You should have figured out it wasn't serious when the black cop starts saying shit like "I hate black pepper!"

Stop being such a police officer! "Yes ociffer... hey yo ociffer, over here!"

They could all have been driven away, with ease, if every poster on here posted "ITS CONSTANTINOPLE AND WE'LL NEVER CALL IT ISTANBUL". Turks hate that

No, you shut up, you sub pixel!

I appreciate the effort, but Financial Fair Play is going to be enforced about as strictly as tax evasion laws in a tax haven. We can spend what we like, and no one will stop us, or anybody else. This is just a smokescreen to cover up the real issue, big teams like Liverpool and Inter are slipping and they are worth too much for football's governing bodies for them to permit that to happen.

What about weekends? You get 132 days holiday in total.

If anyone still (or ever) cares, new evidence has come to light: He tested positive for CERA, an advanced prototype of EPO for which there was no test for until 2007, in 2004 and 2005. So that's 99-02 and 04-05 where he has tested positive. 2003 is the only year where we still don't know for sure whether or not he tested positive.

Funny because he's at Spurs. If it were anyone else I'd actually feel sorry for AVB. At Tottenham I cheer his every mistake.

Fine, I'll send you another. I'm doing my best impression of the emoticon.

I sent you a mugshot once!

I am so a person. </3

@ . @Liquidator now that we've gotten Banana Republic out of the way, what else is on your mind?

Sorry to disappoint

Ah, my old 'Location'? I meant Banana Republic as in the stereotypical Latin American state, not the shop! A banana republic is a politically unstable country that economically depends upon the exports of a limited resource (e.g. minerals, oil, cash crops).

Hi Anything specific you want to talk about?