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Yeah, his form really tailed off after Jose left. But its typical of Brazilian elite level footballers, I guess. Once they get into their 30s and have already achieved everything at club level, the fire inside dies.

Why do opposition fans have such a poor opinion of him? http://www.redcafe.net/f7/why-do-chelsea-keep-playing-david-luiz-358392/

Lol, he's Nigerian? Mikel has found himself a new playmate then.

The majority of Chelsea fans also hated Torres before he signed. We'll forget our ill will for Rooney straight away if he signs. Also, what's this about Walcott? Could be a good transfer for Liverpool, he's miles better than Downing.

Shit, he's not dead or something is he?

Share the knowledge with us, please.

I was serving out a one-week sentence at TalkChelsea State Correctional Facility.

I'll PM him and find out what he's up to. He should be getting an email notification.

Now you're the boring, serious one.

He's creating his own forum?

What?!

Where the hell has he been? 4 posts in the last 2 weeks. Come back Manpe

Sh0n3x's avatar works for me as well. Weird . I thought you liked serious?!

I think he's supposed to be Batman. That black thing across the front of his shirt looks a bit like a bat.

Yep, it never took off here and so got relegated to being sold at a few shops and just the one supermarket giant I quite like Dr. Pepper. But that should come as no surprise. Doctors like each other

A spectator running alongside Lance carrying 2 massive hypodermic needles and mock-injecting him with it. Sends out a message, etc. I wonder if Don Lance, capo di tutti capi, threatened him the day after.

Dr. Pepper, the American soft drink. Actually pretty decent, but still, overpriced. A lot of ready-to-eat Asian/Italian food, foreign spices, and that's about it. Its basically foreign food for Australians, rather than foreign food for migrants. We do our shopping at dedicated stores rather than supermarkets.

Is it meant to look like this?

I love modern football, don't you?

Don't you people hover over the links first before you click it? Artinho has previous with regards to link-trolling, I don't trust him anymore What's wrong with your avatar?

I dislike this concept of derailment. A discussion is a discussion, and unless you have OCD it shouldn't matter when or where it is conducted. I wasn't posting line after line of "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS BY 4 INCHES IN 4 WEEKS" or "YOU HAVE WON 10 MILLION DOLLARS FROM THE STATE BANK OF LAGOS".

That's got to be the defining picture of this century. A 21st century equivalent of the soldier lifting the Soviet flag over the Reichstag in Berlin

I have found Irn Bru in Australia. It's available in the foreign food aisle at Coles, if anyone here wants to buy it. I don't trust you, RD. It'll probably taste like Scottish piss fermented in haggis! . It also costs about $3.50, I'm not paying that much for a can of anything that's not alcoholic.

But every single post anyone makes is a monologue, because we can't all post at the same time! Hardly. I changed Milan.Cech's perspective on the matter totally. One less Lance apologist means the criminal has one less supporter.

Anyone who wants to restrict the internet in any way at all, except making it impossible to access certain websites (such as those that promote hate speech, display terrorist material/child pornography) via commercial browsers can fuck off. It's no different to book burning in the Middle Ages. Piracy and copyright infringement is a final choice for the customer, who has been treated like shit for decades, to give some back to the wallets of the fat cats. What, you're afraid you'll lose another million? You already have more than you deserve. A true artist does not care if he makes so much as a cent in his life. By crippling the film and music industries we can weed out those that are only in it for the money and enormously improve the quality of the output product. We won't be having autotune wankers or women with no talent but a huge pair of jugs making it in the music/acting industries anymore. We'll have film that aims to change the paradigm of the audience rather than sell itself.