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Fucking hell, are Spartak that shit these days that everyone's been thinking they're CSKA? :lol:

Excellent, excellent, we missed out on CSKA!

Relax, Fener and Gala are virtually invincible in Istanbul. Man United have a marginally tougher group than us so far.

Oh, fuck, CSKA haven't been drawn yet?

Great for us to avoid Galatasaray.

I always define Balkan as southern European, places like Macedonia, Croatia, etc. The Baltics are those nations that are near/on the Baltic coast and typically have very, very, cold winters.

That doesn't change the fact that the best team since the Galacticos version 1 were significantly worse on the road. And it's disproportionate when you consider the amount of time they've ran riot on other, shorter, less hostile weather/fan passion wise away trips.

Ouch. Oporto to Kiev. That'll be tough.

No one takes Baltic sides on the road, especially quality outfits like Shakthar. We'll do well to get a point. Even Barcelona struggle in Ukraine and Russia.

Shakthar fucking Donetsk. There's 3 away points dropped already. Especially if we're travelling away on Matchday 6, with all that Baltic snow. I rue the day FC Luch Vladivostok, on the Russian-Korean border, qualify for the Champions League. What an away trip that'll be.

If this was FM I'd have just clicked on "Draw All Teams" already. Why make a ceremony of such a simple process?

Denis Law is too old for this.

My word, McManaman's suit is horrific. Typical Scouser, second word he says on stage is "history".

Fuck off, no Drogba or Cech considered for Best Player in Europe? Farce.

Here's a stream. Eurosport are broadcasting it. http://sports-livez.com/channel/ch-6.php

Italian commentary

That's in my view, by far Eminem's greatest work. The lyrics are unstoppably good. That should be made mandatory for students of English, rather than Shakespearean wank.

Homophobic? Nah you're just heterophobic, Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging, That's my motherfucking balls let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of them! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7DDTd_ZZIk

You don't understand. I find the idea that a persons sexual choices condemn them to damnation repulsive, not the fact that they like people of the same sex.

The same-sex question is pretty repulsive.

It's okay, you like Kalou. That alone will be enough

What the fuck is that? Least amusing thing I've seen, ever.

Before you know it, he'll be on the substitutes bench...

We're getting Lille, and we're going to throw both our games against them but still top the group.

That is the greatest post ever made on any forum :lol: Also this thing is utter shite. On the first quiz I scored low for violence, on the second, high. Fuck this superstitious shit anyway. As far as I'm concerned as long as you're repenting for things you've done in your life and try your best to set them right, you'll be accepted (eventually) into the Kingdom of Heaven. Our's is a Forgiving God, etc. Unless you've been an enormous wanker all your life, that is. No amount of repenting will be enough for that.