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The scenes if they get Benitez Spurs will go back to their rightful mid-table/fighting relegation position.

It would be good to see us win this. Though the title of Club World Champion has all the legitimacy of a presidential election in Zimbabwe, its a trophy that we won't get the chance to win often.

Kuyt's 31 and his best attributes (being his physical ones) are on the wane. Kalou is 26, he has 5 more years before he starts to decline. Also, 0 goals, 0 assists. Kalou is "not much better" than Downing in the same sense as the Chinese economy is "not much bettter" than the St. Pierre and Miquelon economy.

Good on you for getting this thread up nice and early. When we're 4th in November and Torres is missing chances left right and centre there'll be some calling for his head

No way. Drogba is our 2nd best ever striker. For anyone to catch Osgood they need to score about 400 goals.

We're not nitpicking so much as we are identifying 50 foot wide cracks.

And the lot of them are wankers for it. We'd be much better off if we had conventional wingers and left attacking full backs to the best of the business- Cafu, Roberto Carlos et al.

Where's the rep you cynical bastard!

Why?

The same can be said for you! Where have you been all these days?

I may have opened a can of worms here. I hate worms!

A XXXX beer will calm you down, isn't that right, KOF? .

If only this was FM, I would "withdraw" them all.

It's a Spanish thing. That little git Jose Reyes had it as well at Arsenal. Mind, most Spaniards make the transition just fine.

What are you doing here?? I was just thinking about Bosingwa and how we may have missed a trick by not bringing in Maicon. I'd imagine you're here because you like Inter? Fuck, thats spooky!

How times have changed

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No you haven't. I'd wager that about 30 of each of our post counts in this thread came from that inexplicable few pages.... which I shall not elaborate on I'm just checking his twitter... well, now, now, then, is it on? Can I again dare to dream? He's going nowhere!

Because of me?

Precisely, which is why he will improve them and that's something we can't allow to happen. On an embarassing note: I've been talking to myself

Shit or not, he will improve Liverpool. Even shit (which Kalou is better than) is an improvement on what is bad beyond description.

I'm going to have to buy our new away kit. It's irresistible. I only wish that damn sash wasn't there.

You really think he is worse than the likes of Henderson, Spearing, Shelvey, Carroll (though he may prove to be a good player)? I'd argue that he's better than Bellamy, as well. I have conceded thought that the likes of Suarez, Gerrard, Sigurdsson are better players than him.

Realising that CSKA Moscow's manager's name is Slutsky. Yes, I am sometimes very immature.