Swedish House Mafia

Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti RT @ginkers: @honigstein In Italy the touchline reporters were saying players largely ignored AVB's instructions as game drew to a close..

You know the situation has gone tits up when a championship side makes an offer for him.

What stressed? He gets 20M if he gets sacked and a top job.

...scoring from set pieces, creating chances, stop making individual mistakes, tactical awareness...

Hear me out. I starting supporting Chelsea since last year. I've always loved football but have never really supported any team throughout my young life. I know a lot about post 08 Chelsea but that's about it. I'm not going to say that I know a lot about Chelsea before 2008, because I didn't follow them or have any interest in them, or any other team for that matter. You can call me plastic all you want but I'm not a plastic. I didn't follow Chelsea because they were always winning (They weren't winning anything when I started supporting them), I followed them because I thought they were a stable and interesting club. I've always read about player power at Chelsea but never believed it. I'm starting to now. I want to follow a club where the manager isn't sacked every season (a la Ancelotti) and a club that isn't a circus at times. If AVB is sacked, then Chelsea is indeed a circus and I'll stop supporting them and get on with my life.

All im saying is that if AVB gets the sack, I won't support Chelsea anymore.

Heh, still better than Cech's pathetic attempt at Everton's 2nd goal.

If AVB leaves, I leave aswell.

Couldn't agree more. No more signings like Mata please.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/future-news-jose-mourinho-plans-victory-parade-barcelona-215228188.html

Whoever argues with the boss and thinks they have more power than him needs to leave, period. Whether it's Lampard or Terry. Yes, they're legends, but they're not going to run CFC and if they attempt to do that, they need to leave.

Salam!

How can we fall asleep at night, when somethings clearly wrong?

Cech - Keep - Only because Thibaut isn't ready yet. Ivanovic - Keep - Solid, and his versatility is valuable. Luiz - Keep - Will become world class. Terry - Demote - Last season as a regular. Cahill and Luiz as CB's. Cole - Demote - Last season as a regular. Promote sexy Bertrand. Meireles - Keep - Mad cunt but keep as squad player. Lampard - Demote heavily - Love him but he can't play much anymore. Essien - Keep - For 1 season and see how he goes. Mata - Keep - Unsellable, untouchable. Immaculate footballer Sturridge - Keep - Very good footballer. Tad selfish. Unsellable.] Lukaku - Keep. Oriol - Keep. Get rid: Kalou Malouda Hilario Ferriera Drogba Torres Benayoun

According to Sean_RedDevil on Redcafe; "I've heard from a very good source that at least 50% of the players aren't happy with AVB's tactics. That is the major reason why Abramovich was the whole week at Cobham. Big meeting at Stamford Bridge tomorrow (Buck, Gourlay, Tenenbaum & Co. will be there too)"

85% of the club needs to be sacked. Not just players, the whole club itself.

Fuck this, I'm just gonna fantasize about me and Eva.

You taste good to me, girls like you make history!

Stoke away when he fell instead of shooting at a free goal, Blackburn away when he had an open goal in the dying minutes and blazed it over, and Norwich away when he toe-poked it wide from 2-3 yards out.

Their whole game is based on Counter attacking. We must have at least 4 players always near the halfway line when we have the ball, incase we lose it and they counter attack. Their only creative outlet is Hamsik. Them keeping the ball and trying to find gaps in defence won't cause too much trouble if Hamsik doesn't have the ball. Lavezzi is a speed dribbler and we need Bosingwa at RB because Iva can't keep up with Lavezzi. Cavani we all know about. They have Gokhan Inler and Walter Gargano in midfield working tirelessly and doing all the dirty work. We need to target the wide areas because of their 3 man defence, and also De Sanctis, who can be a bit dodgy at times.

Soz if posted before. http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=198423.0;attach=223237;image

Not getting a game at the circus that is Madrid. Put in a bid. Young, creative, class and he won't be that expensive..and I've always wanted a Turk at Chelsea.

Spider Webb has sooo many MOTM awards that it's shocking he hasn't been nominated for WPOTY.

Fuck off and die: Spider Webb Chris Foy Don't fuck off and die: Mark Clattenburg Mike Dean