Swedish House Mafia

1. Wake up at 5 am. 2. Arrive at Uni at 7 am 3. Watch full match 4. ????????? 5. Profit!

That awkward and frustrating moment when I plan out everything so that I don't attend school tomorrow so that I can watch Chelsea vs Napoli, then I realise we're not playing..

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1918/mexicans-abroad/2012/03/12/2963501/agent-mexico-u-17-goalkeeper-richard-sanchez-is-training Mexican U-17 sensation and FC Dallas goalkeeper Richard Sánchez is training with Chelsea's first team, Goal.com has learned. Sanchez's agent, Marc Salicru, says that the 16-year-old will be in the UK for the remainder of the week and that the London club will continue scouting him for the coming months. According to the representative, Chelsea is aiming for a permanent transfer this summer. "As of now, they see Richard as a goalkeeper with a great future and an interesting profile," Salcru said. "They'll take a long look at him. A few months." Sanchez signed as a Home Grown player with FC Dallas in February 2011. A native of Mission Hills, Calif., Sanchez moved to Texas with his family and initially played for Texas Football Club before joining Spain’s Atletico Madrid U-16 squad. He returned to Texas and began playing for the FC Dallas Development Academy in 2009. “I think he is by far the best goalkeeper I have ever seen at this age level, and he’s shown that during his time as a goalkeeper for Mexico’s Under-17 national team," FC Dallas head coach Schellas Hyndman said in a press release in February. Sanchez led the Mexican U-17 team to a World Cup title last summer on home soil. Why go for him if we have Courtuois(Spelling)?

Now it works

Salam!

Nope.

One thing you have to give him credit for is his amazing dribbling ability. IMO, it's on par with Messi, he can dribble through anyone, no matter how tight the space is, and can breeze past 3-4 players before he loses it or the ball goes into the Kop lol.

Lucas is actually a class act.

A UK based Chelsea FC forum isn't the best place to sell flowers from Adelaide mate

He's a tad good, that lad.

Rafa; 08/09 Andrea Dossena (£7,000,000) Diego Cavalieri (£3,500,000) Robbie Keane (£20,300,000) Alberto Riera (£8,000,000) David Ngog (£1,500,000)

That would be the ultimate, and I mean ultimate of all time. I'd kill for this to be true.

You read all that in a minute?

Hail Remi. He is the world's best IRL Troll and I've been idolizing him for a while now! Onto Messi, finally, finally I will admit that..he is the G.O.A.T.

Uganda has diamonds and oil...

No thanks.

She gets attention because she's hot, not because she is female. I hope that made sense?

Mellis is shit anyway, so no big loss.

Will cream if it's Aus vs Iraq in Melbourne.

There is no longer you and I you and I..

Cocks out, lads!

Sorry if posted.

No matter how much I love AVB, he dipped into the transfer market waaaay too late in the summer and didn't do much business in January,

For me this is absolutely disgusting and vile, I feel very sick after reading this again. Some started a game among themselves, flying into the car park as the seconds counted down to the scheduled arrival time. They would jump out of their cars with moments to spare, winding up the manager by acknowledging him with a sarcastic wave as they headed in to change.