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Did you say decent ref and linesmen would be a bonus! For us! Chelsea? BEEEE'AVEEE some dreams just don't become reality I'm afraid! =(

I'm one of Mikels harshest critics but since playing under RDM he has been surprisingly good with his tackling and passing game! No need to lay into him at the moment but if he stops passing forward again and strolling back to chase down i will start throwing my rizla's and lighter and the TV again!

Why not? He is of the same build, pace and technical ability. Never gives up on the chase like Cole and I'm sure if he could be bothered he could bed Cheryl easy tbh. He is a younger, fitter model of her ex! =)

I ALWAYS stand and sing my heart out all game normally charged up on cocaine and alcohol (being honest). NEVER leave 5 minutes early. The east and west stands are embarrassing to this club they have absolutely no voice or passion apparent in any game I've ever been too! You go to Anfield and every scouse wanker in every dirty scouser seat are singing their hearts out. How it should be!

Ryan was very good today easily our best player along with Mata! Impressed me a lot, he is basically a younger Cole with better crossing accuracy! SWEET!

Fuck Messi the little wanker always scoring ridiculous goals by dribbling past every player on the other team, who the fuck wants a player like that. I'd rather have Dublin up top tbh!

Congrats Lads!

The game needs Torres now!

BOSINGWA YOU CUNT .... GO HOME TO PORTUGAL BECAUSE THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER

Hang on is Modric playing?

Modric has been absent from this game so far. Let's keep him that way!

Only just got home... flicked the tv on and i gotta say I'm seriously disappointed Torres isn't playing! CoMon you bluees

You think i like seeing us getting battered into our own penalty box like that.. and concede 2 shit goals!? NO I'm not fucking happy about this performance in the slightest!

Constantly on the back foot against Man City! You think Roman will give RDM a job after this? I think not!

I'm glad we both thought wrong!

I'm not trying to be funny here but it's not Bosingwa you lot should be worried about, it's Meireles who is incredibly shocking!

TORRES FINALLY IN THE RIGHT POSITIONS.. HE IS BACK!

That budget is crazyyy . didn't think bleeding us dry even more through taxes was possible. Well done on giving up by the way, so hard! Anyways comon CHELSEA! =D

Holy shit really?.. Comon Nando for fuck sake! lol .. I've cut down to 5 a day now from 20 so I'm on the right path lol

Football before studying in my world lol Probably why I'm in a shit job with shit pay! =)

If Torres scores and we win this game.. I will give up smoking for good!

FUCKING HELL STURRIDGE GET OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU GREEDY CUNT

Bloody hell Torres... That was a simple X across goal and R1+O shot!

Sturridge is one greedy cunt. Such a capable player but he's desperate to be covered in glory which he thinks can only be done by scoring goals, if only he realized that by assisting Torres and all the other players in goal scoring opportunities he would be praised far more than he is at the moment!

lool... Only a women would have noticed that haha!