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Was just about to write this myself! The 4th CL spot is the most important thing to us this season! If we win CL then wuheey i'll jizz in my pants but i can't see it happening tbh!

Who gives a fuck! We're owned by a Billionaire Gangster! Roman round your henchmen up and go batter Lille's doors down force them to sell us Hazard then take a trip to Napoli and drag Cavani or Hamsik back with you too! Stop messing about, and do what is needed! Oh then take a taxi to Tottenham and return with Modric! Time to show your power again, at the moment we look like non-contenders and we are lucky enough to be owned by a 'splash your cash happy Owner'

What a pile of poop! If AVB can't see that we need a creative mid, fast skillfull wingers and to tell Torres to run into the 6 yard box then we need to start asking him why! I know we all hold hope and put it down to transition but come on we aren't even getting the basics right, like making clear cut chances with simple passing game! Embarrassed today by Whitbread! Seriously pissed off right about now!

The only thing that has been great today is our travelling fans! Salute to you Sirs!

Meireles off Essien on RIGHT NOW!

I just started .. fuck it first i mess up my first New Years resolution by missing the gym to watch Chelsea play now another because were soo boring and frustrating to watch! Thanks Chels but i love you still!

Do you remember Bamboozle on channel 4 teletex? Off-topic i know but just reminiscing!

Lol wtf Malouda has been good since he has come on tbh! Put Mata through, made big interceptions and is linking up well! Better than what Lampard was doing! Should have started with Hazard on the left and maybe Willian on the right cos Sturridge doesn't look fit! Mata in the Middle! AVB stop benching our best players! =) In all seriousness the game needs the Essien flair and the Ivans Crosses!

Retire Boswinga just fucking retire... Get Ivan on with those vicious outside of the foot crosses!

Oh My Lampard is playing? I didn't even realise lool

Mata is pure waste on the left wing!

Not fussed about Cahill not being involved but Ivan should be starting as RB over Bosingwa! I have a gut feeling it's going to be Torres day today! Comon You Blues!

R.I.P =(

Wheeey at last we are actually being televised this week! Now i get to see that sexy physio bird on our bench! She is soo hot!

I supose the fact i am blazing a huge seductive spliff right now phases you? It wouldn't surprise me, and you call me a little boy loool

It does work, Thanks very much for that!

Yes but there are ways of going about it CHOULO. I've restrained myself from being a total prick towards Peace a fair few times because i respect the fact he has been a long serving member of this forum. So when he trots along with a plastic internet swagger i'll fuckin reply the same way!

Little Boy?? lmao Ok, if you say so! I'm not here to start any bullshit with you guys but little boy! Back the fuck up Henriqueer

Do you sit on here simply to disagree, argue and annoy the fuck out of people!?? Practically 90% of your posts on here are provoking the topic! Chill out and behave!

Naa we don't give boys a chance in the first team. So can't see this one happening tbh! =D

Next the rumours will be that we want to sign Peter Parker!

We all know Luiz would best be suited in the DM role! That position is perfect for him! Your right though RB, no way!

Eden Hazard = Garden Warning = Bad Apple = The Devil = End of Days! Too much dragged out bollox involved in this transfer speculation if we are going to sign him then just splash the cash and complete the fucking transfer already!

Thanks Jim i hope this works!

Now that was Torres of old today! Very well played my son!