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WTF we signed Marko? I've been soo busy recently when the hell did this happen?

I'm loving this... Torres scoring like this is making me hard!

Thank You God Thank You for this moment!

I just got back from Wembley and i have to say that was the best football match I've ever been to! What a day! The only sour note was having to pay £30 for a parking space and the dickheads who shouted out in the minute of silence and boo'd but apart from that our fans were excellent and so was our team. I know Drogba was a beast today but Mata was my man of the match, he was fucking Godly. Also Kalou's tracking back and defensive work from where i was standing was outstanding so salute you sir! I'm shagged so a beer and few games on Fifa shall relax the brain! 5-1 ... 5 fucking 1. Have that ya yid bastards!

Nice post Sloth The positions you have mentioned are definitely in need of reinforcements but i think you should include the need for wingers on both flanks. I among the majority are aware that Mata doesn't really have the pace nor strength to handle the task of flanking the wings in a 4-3-3 system. He's certainly equipped with the flair and creativity that we are looking for in the center of the park but it seems whenever he is moved into that position there are no natural wingers present making daring runs from wide cutting across the opposition's full-backs into the channels where Mata likes to slide weighted passes into. As for the right back situation, yes we do need another attacking right back who can beat a player and cross the ball accurately into the box successfully more often than not. We don't need reminding of Bosingwa's awful season at Chelsea this year and it's more than apparent the time for him to pack his bags and leave his Blue shirt on the bed of his London home is well overdue! Ivan has been excellent this season, that is all! Addressing the other position's you have again hit the nail on the head though i would like to see a younger center back come in as i can't see how signing somebody as old as 30 could help the obvious problem that is killing us at the moment, Age! Seeing as JT is getting any younger, maybe promote one of the exciting talents we have bred in our youth academy?.. lol All in all next season promises to be an interesting one. I hope whoever takes the reigns at our beloved club can transform us into a title winning team again with bright and sexy footballers wearing the Chelsea blue!

SHOCKING. Call me a hater, call me a plastic fan, call me what you want but i am furious at that performance! Fucking disgraceful midfielders and yes that includes Lampard. The only thing he actually gives us now is penalties and that's absolutely it, he shouldn't be starting games anymore unless we have 2 solid midfielders around him which we don't. Meireles was awful, Mikel was horrid, Ramirez is out of energy, Kalouless and a shocking performance from Torres today! Awful, awful, awful. The only positive i can take from that game is Ryan Bertrand! FFS

I've seen Torres pealing off the back four in nice gaps numerous times for Meireles, Lampard and Mikel to go backwards! FFS THE GOAL IS FORWARDS!

Grow Up? Never! I'd rather have a bubble and a bit of banter through life than be a serious Sam thanks!

Obviously...

Can't we get this guy on the left? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnFOywbOvVU&feature=related

Call me bonkers but i seriously think we should start Sturridge as the center forward against Barca, I think he would cause their defence trouble! Having said that Drogba never fails to turn up in these kind of encounters.

The thing I find with Danny is that after all his selfishness and poor attempts at passing he carries on doing the same thing over and over again. You see the fans have stuck by Torres because let's face it he is light years away from being a selfish footballer but i heard the fans giving stick to Danny yesterday when i saw the highlights because nobody and i mean nobody want's a selfish player on the team unless he is called Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo! Danny has great potential and i seriously think we should put him where he want's to play, Center Forward!

Think Malouda has had his day now, unfortunately he seems to have lost any kind of pace he once had and doesn't benefit out attacking force in the slightest anymore! He was very influential in our double winning season under Carlo and we won't forget that. A shame he has declined at such a rapid rate of knots but he has always maintained the highest level of professionalism and been a credit to the club when speaking publicly and conducting himself as a Chelsea player. My guess is he will either become a coach of some sorts or return to France and concentrate on helping out Dijon who he has helped financially!

Did you say decent ref and linesmen would be a bonus! For us! Chelsea? BEEEE'AVEEE some dreams just don't become reality I'm afraid! =(

I'm one of Mikels harshest critics but since playing under RDM he has been surprisingly good with his tackling and passing game! No need to lay into him at the moment but if he stops passing forward again and strolling back to chase down i will start throwing my rizla's and lighter and the TV again!

Why not? He is of the same build, pace and technical ability. Never gives up on the chase like Cole and I'm sure if he could be bothered he could bed Cheryl easy tbh. He is a younger, fitter model of her ex! =)

I ALWAYS stand and sing my heart out all game normally charged up on cocaine and alcohol (being honest). NEVER leave 5 minutes early. The east and west stands are embarrassing to this club they have absolutely no voice or passion apparent in any game I've ever been too! You go to Anfield and every scouse wanker in every dirty scouser seat are singing their hearts out. How it should be!

Ryan was very good today easily our best player along with Mata! Impressed me a lot, he is basically a younger Cole with better crossing accuracy! SWEET!

Fuck Messi the little wanker always scoring ridiculous goals by dribbling past every player on the other team, who the fuck wants a player like that. I'd rather have Dublin up top tbh!

Congrats Lads!

The game needs Torres now!

BOSINGWA YOU CUNT .... GO HOME TO PORTUGAL BECAUSE THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER

Hang on is Modric playing?

Modric has been absent from this game so far. Let's keep him that way!

Only just got home... flicked the tv on and i gotta say I'm seriously disappointed Torres isn't playing! CoMon you bluees