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Luiz has been the best addition to the dressing room in years.. Everyone loves him apart from Lukaku ... who he always plays pranks on, especially in the Fifa competitions haha!

I'll see you there Holte!

I don't think Oscar was actually told to play on the wings or the middle. I think he is told to roam around the pitch working possession and covering whichever wing or deep player had advanced. He is a true Brazilian number 10. He is like their 'get out of jail card', he is normally always available and this is just the kind of player we need to have starting in the hole behind Torres.

When you when you when... when u loseeh you loseeh.. baddabingbaddboom!

I always enjoy owning a Scotsman at anything i do.. Looking forward to it!

Just imagine Oscar in the middle with Mata and Hazard on the wings ... oh the boner just doesn't stop growing!

If there's one thing I could probably predict this season, AVB's biggest achievement will be beating us at least once!

Oscar again... running the show!

I suppose there isn't a great deal to post about other than transfer saga's until the season starts but yea this Hulk bullshit is getting a bit far fetched now with the price and constant tweets and other pointless articles posted on the net.

Haha I requested yesterday for Oscar Dos Santos! ... Nice little touch that... Are you new to this as well? We should be starting in the same division i presume.

This is our most obvious problem and I agree, how can nobody have addressed this problem in the last two seasons. If we can all see it then surely the managers can too?

One word............Cavani Now you can close the thread

Had enough of this Hulk saga and most other saga's tbh... Like watching paint dry !

Congratulations @Manpe. I voted for Duppy and Hutcho would have been my second choice if DC hadn't made the voting toll but I can't groan at the forums choice to make you MOTM seeing as you do post some good shiz.

I can't believe the team you have been given ... You got to laugh otherwise you will cry haha! Have you promoted any talent from your youth? I like how you can request for them to be called whatever you want. I just promoted Oscar Dos Santos but it turns out the youngster has a loud mouth and is weaker than an O.A.P's knees....

If someone makes me an Avatar of a naked Eva Carneiro I will rep 30 of their posts!

I'm beyond pissed off that I have to drive all the way to Birmingham from Kent to watch this game but having said that I am busting a gut to see our new boys in the flesh.. ... The only thing about losing away is the drive, coach or train journey home.. I HATE that ride home so we best bloody win lol!

Before I used this forum.. I did search but couldn't find anything on him.. If so then could the mods please get rid of this one or whatever to keep Justin happy!

Seem's we have beaten Napoli to the signature of a young Brazilian right back ... Wallace! http://www.weaintgot...umours-wallace? http://www.sambafoot...er_wallace.html

If a thread hasn't already been made Entitled Wallace then create a new thread for him... =)

Do your players improve without training their form?

I just had a look at the team I've been given and I don't have some bad players in there lol.. I looked at yours and you was dealt a pretty shit hand there mate loool ..

I 100% agree. Before people start posting the 'Over reaction' speech and oh were not proper fans because we criticize what was a horrific performance by our standards. We should take a look at the way we played through this pre-season and ask ourselves, are we ready for this season? And I would have to say no! I'm not sure weather it's the players or the managers lack of awareness. The two defensive midfielders can't defend to save their lives and neither can pass forward into the whole behind the striker if their life depended on it, it really is quite embarrassing. The lack of pace to our game isn't because of individuals all being slow at running it's because they take about 4 touches before they release the ball, even on a counter attack.... What's that all about? Torres is absolutely isolated waiting for the ball for 15 minutes in which he only receives when he drifts out to the flank because by the time everyone has fucked about passing the ball sideways and back to the Center Backs he has 9 players surrounding him. Why can't RDM see this? Can he see this? Then why aren't we playing faster, quicker passes with 1, 2 interchanges? Our defense was, well, it was just shit... and it has been all pre-season. I fear City are going to tear us to shreds unless we field 2 banks of 4 in front of the box like we did against Barca. Our midfield without Mata is absolutely hopeless... He is the only one who passes quickly to Torres and forward into the channels and gaps. I hope to God Oscar get's a chance in this team because it feels like for most of the game it's the Lampard show and yea he has played ok but nothing special in the slightest. I am normally the first one to jump to the defense of our players and manager... and don't get me wrong I'm not bringing out any kind of jury on RDM because the geeza won us the CL but please give Josh a chance, please up the tempo in our play and for fuck sake please tell Mikel to pass forward!

Haha I want shot of this sore throat ... but you learn quickly, life's a bitch and then you marry one!

If you look he has put OscarLampard together without a gap instead of putting Oscar/Lampard meaning an alternative for that specific position...... Hang on, was you being sarcastic lol? Hang on... I've just read the rest of his post and i can't make head nor ass from it!