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Yea I do apologize Pr22..... Handshake?

Oh seeeeen.. I'm just in a grumpy mood because I came home to find the peanut butter pot completely empty and I had been craving a Peanut butter and Tomato sauce sandwich all fucking day.

I wish people would stop making up shit jokes about Kalou all the time.. It was boring a year ago!

Its Meireles dance what cracks me up lol..... Love how our club has swag.

As much as I would love for us to open the cheque book and bring Witsel here.... I think you can count your chickens and say this egg won't be in the basket come the end of this current transfer window.

Fantastic news...... Over the moon we got a proper right back who knows how to defend. Our Squad is really starting to shape into a beast!

Bloody hell... missed the first game of the season. Got spanked 5-0... =(.....time to throw a boot at someones head!

McEachran is Oscar..Oscar is McEachran

PASS... JUST PASS DANNY MATE.. AND YOU WILL BE IMMENSE!

The best thing about Oscar is that he isn't afraid to make the risky pass.. He passes forward and into the whole behind the striker... Once your in that position you are dangerous. He does look a little skinny but he is definitely going to be a great player for us... his vision is second to none.. when he was on against Reading along with Mata and Hazard we looked lethal going forward.. was great to watch.

After letting my emotions simmer I have come to the conclusion that last night was a good night for us. We started off in fantastic shape and was knocking the ball around the best I have seen us do for a long, long time. Eden was everywhere and at last what we have been craving for we finally have....movement! I know we shouldn't be going 2-1 down at home to a newly promoted side but these games are difficult and it is only the second game of the season. Having said that their first goal was an excellent header which most sides wouldn't have defended in the PL and their second goal was an absolute howler by Cech. The way we came back in the second half really excited me. We showed determination, movement, pace and a bit of luck, most of all RDM wasn't afraid to change things positively by throwing on Oscar. I know Oscar didn't have a great game when coming on but the simple fact that he is prepared to stand high up in the middle of the pitch is just so satisfying, something we have lacked for a long time. I also noticed that when we was chasing the game we had 6 players in the box when Ivan swung a ball in which Hazard eventually hit a shot that was blocked. Positive to say the least, I can remember last season at times when we were attacking there was only 2 or 3 players in the box if that which was horrifying to see. Not the best result in the world but a very good one in my eyes. Still early doors and if we can come away with all 3 points from the game with Newcastle then damn what a great start to our season. A RB is desperately needed as Ivan has been getting raped by pace and another striker is definitely needed. Azpi and Hulk would be ideal but Cavani would more than satisfy our needs.

Ramirez is awful on the right wing.... Bring sturridge on for fuck sake.....this is painful .. our midfield is getting owned by Reading... sort it out RDM

Haha Hutcho my main man... cheers bro

Hahahl.. Well I work with a lot of Lithuanian and Bulgarians and they said they would link me up with a special box that receives those Middle East channels. I'll get onto them again because I really can't be fucked to move to Lebanon.

Could you point me in the right direction on how to rig that up for myself mate?? P.S. Give Mata a rest, the guy is obviously in need of a deck chair and a martini!

Juventus tabled a 20million bid which was rejected. Athletic Bilbao as a club have been rumored to be making Llorente's life hell.. club banners and a lot of media outlets have been commanded to criticize Llorente's desire to leave the club. He has one year left on his contract which could mean him staying at the club until the January transfer window in retaliation to the way the club and fans have treated him resulting in a price drop for his services, though Juventus are said to be preparing a higher bid ( his buyout clause) before this current window shuts. I would be very surprised if we enter this saga with a higher bid than what Juve are prepared to offer, with our attentions focused on Hulk and Cavani.

I'm with Kezza on this one. I like the links you post as it does save having to search for them myself. Even if they aren't 100% accurate it keeps me excited and thirsty for more.

I really wouldn't worry yourselves, Azpi will be a Chelsea player by the end of the transfer window for sure.

What a pain in the backside... those streams look like I'm watching the game on a calculator.......=(

I hoope Oscar is playing tonight.. Just threw him into my dream team... So this game isn't on tv tonight??

Respect Sloth ... lol.... Get the fuck outta here.... the geeza talks bollox.. and disrespects Chelsea. Respect him, Never!

Why is everyone forgetting Sturridge exists? He can still play right wing and play there very well all the time he remembers not to be a greedy cunt. Oscar is going to tear the EPL up .... I literally cannot wait for him to express himself fully. Our Mikel wasn't awful against Wigan but let's face it 'tots tv' just cannot defend to save his fucking life, christ only knows who's basement RDM has locked Romeu in. Loving Edens debut... Bringing that urgency to the team seems to have woken a few others up with there speed of play.

Not sure if you are talking with extreme sarcasm or you are actually a total pillock ...... my guess is the later!

Quick question.... Can you promote more than one player from your youth academy ? I promoted one and requested another now i have improved facilities but he hasn't arrived in 2 weeks

As much as I want Cavani or Hulk to come here.. and though I couldn't trust a word the Daily Fail reports.... It's about time these players are told to chill out with their demands.. it's getting pretty gross how much players are paid.