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My dad doesn't even watch football. My mom on the other hand watches as much games as she can but she's more of a neutral.

Not gonna argue with you there. Hopefully you'll have many more of them still to come.

Works fine for me. Maybe it's a problem for the mods and admins?

Can't speak for @LumH but what's so special about birthdays? Not been excited about them since I was a kid. Nowadays I just usually go drinking with my friends and I don't need to use a birthday as an excuse to do that because most likely I would do so anyway. Only difference is that on my birthday someone else usually pays.

Now I can post on my iPad without first having to write the message somewhere else and then pasting it in that tiny text box. Great work, as always.

Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaal.....................kick

Gutted I won't be able to watch this one, at least live, as I've got some supposedly important stuff down at the uni. This has got to be the first time I'm going to miss a Chelsea match because of school.

The trophy is definitely ours to lose if Arsenal go out today, only a couple top division clubs left.

Alan Pardew and his eight year contract.

Fuck, Saha coming on. He will score, mark my words.

3-0 and all I'm hearing are the Rafa chants? Support the team when we're winninh ffs, plenty of time to call for Rafa's head some other time.

Is that Drogba in diguise wearing the number 9 shirt?

A birthday party for a 2-year-old doesn't take all night, in fact the boy's probably asleep by now...

Wow. The things I would do to get my hands on one of those... Neil Ashton just tweeted that Torres isn't there. Should we read something into that? That brings us to the next issue. Who the fuck from inside the club is leaking information to Neil Ashton? For a while now he has known exactly how Chelsea line up for the matches, even if there were surprises in the lineup (like Juventus away, Hazard in a false 9 role). The club should investigate this and sack the cunt immediately, no matter who the person is.

Atletico 1-0 down against Viktoria Plzen. If they lose, they will be one of our potential opponents for the round of 32.

GET HIM NOW!

Did he lose his confidence again when he didn't score that hattrick?

Way too harsh going out on away goals in the group stage. I've always thought this rule is fucking stupid for the group stage, even before it concerned Chelsea. Great win though, a shame it didn't matter in the end. Oh well, I guess it's now time to win the Europa League. I may be in the minority here but I hope we take that competition at least somewhat seriously and try to go all the way.

Mikel to celebrate his new contract today with a few goals? edit: I'll take that back. The Fat Spanish Waiter has dropped him for today's match.

Also you're going to miss Torres scoring a shitload of goals in pre-match warmup. Maybe you should reconsider going?

Only way I'd want Hulk at this point is if Zenit were be willing to take Torres in exchange.

Don't do that, it will come back to bite you tomorrow when they laugh at Chelsea being the first title holder to go out in the group stages. Our record will be much worse than theirs.

You do realize I was being sarcastic? All Benitez talked about during his press conference was the ladyboy. Chelsea FC really has turned into Torres FC and no we even the manager to fit right in.

Benitez just said in his press conference that Torres scores a lot of goals in training. Maybe we don't need another striker after all, El Golscoro is back!

He's back at Cobham to get treatment for his injury but as soon as he's fit he will return to Madrid.