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I think it has something to do with his name and looks... just because he has a Z in his name and looks like Kaka doesn't mean that he is a hybrid of Zidane and Kaka Although his name is more suitable for a football star, Piazon sounds better for a footballer than McEachran Can't think of (m)any legends with Mc before their surname. yeah, that probably rules him out.

It probably has something to do with that Piazon can play in the middle, Lalko is a striker/winger

Anybody who can pull of an elastico in a game situation this young is bound to be good

I think it will come down to how he performs in pre season, it was the same case with Sturridge

and Josh still has no chance of playing... oh the irony involving chelsea

how do you know he's doing a courtois?

seems likely.. don't like that tbh

Yeah I always thought after Terry, Lamps and Drogba the captain would be Cech (all are spine of the old guard, interestingly).

because he sucks and we should aim higher

stupidity is infinite, Einstein agrees

This video is crap for the following reasons a) lack of quality content b ) overdone and overused effects c) it has "return of El Nino" in its title

that must be it!

yeah we'd be just another liverpool

[OT] ChelseaChick, I believe you're missing a cigarette between your fingers [/OT]

Okay, if he did say that he wants to move to England (which I suppose he did, I understand it was on French TV?), then that improves our chances massively, because that leaves out Real and Barca. And thinking about England, I'm pretty sure we can dismiss Liverpool, or Arsenal. That leaves only us and the mancs (did I hear somebody whisper spuds? lol). Pure chance of 1/3, not bad. Our odds are somewhat increased by the fact that we have 2 Belgians (maybe 3 by June if KDB joins).. however, failing to qualify for CL would be axe in the head.

time to loan Maniche... anybody remember him?

that's why I personally prefer videos with original game sounds/commentary maybe mixed with some neutral music which suits football videos, something that transfers emotions... this kind of crap doesn't suit a football video and it certainly doesn't convey any emotions. If it's done right, then music taste won't even be an issue.

yeah music ruins that video completely

lol Ramires comes on injured and scores?

the truth is he would be taken back only for sentimental reasons, in his mind he's already departed Chelsea long time ago and we must stick with AVB, because he has our future in mind and has everything to prove. and I'm ejoying the image AVB is giving our club, Jose would destroy that and everybody would start hating us again. plus Jose doesn't favour joga bonito what our board is trying to achieve, AVB does.

"He left the Kop to join the shed an now he scores in every game" you seriously sing that line?

If anybody, it should be Lalkovic making the step up, not Piazon

Posted it earlier, still my favourite ever Chelse vid

this is even funnier.. I hope you guys don't actually sing that, it's embarrassing

the new Drogba and Ballack. wonder if Studge would have had the balls to argue with Lamps.