OneMoSalah

WE WILL EDIT HIS ATTRIBUTES ON FM AND MAKE HIS HEADING, FREE KICKS, LONG SHOTS AND STRENGTH 20. THEN IN REAL LIFE HE SHOULD TRANSFORM INTO DIDIER P2!!! ALSO MAKE HIM PLAY IN A 4-4-2 SOMEHOW WOW CAP LOCKS, DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE I AM SHOUTING AT YOU?!?!

Lukaku is meant to be a tank, get him to hit the gym and turn himself into a fucking muscle freak. Imagine that a good, beast in Lukaku and then Danny upfront with him in a 4-4-2. or sign Akinfenwa, whatever suits.

Just do it and while your at it a Messi thread, supposing we've been linked to signing him for 250 million euros then getting Pep after the upcoming season *facepalm*

He could be our back up striker and hatchet man ! Imagine a slightly more mobile Akinfenwa being a midfield destroyer loool

Lol Akinfenwa should be playing American football or should be a boxer.

Same with Bosingwa? Wages couldn't cover tweezers?

Best loan for Josh would be somewhere in Spain but we all know how fucking stupid the board is to realize that and try strike up a link with a decent enough Spanish team.... unrealistic though still but would be better than the Championship/PL imo.

Compare with an awesome Barca player? What shit have you been smoking They only win and look awesome because Michel Platini is their ambassador basically. I AM JOKING BTW OMG SERIOUSLY U GUYS

The Torres argument is pointless, he scored goals under AVB in consecutive games (then got sent off for a needless challenge) then scored again and disappeared into every defenders back pocket. Be reasonable. 12 goals in a season for a striker of his supposed "quality" is a poor return anyway. Play Danny there and play everything in behind for him, he will score. Also ask Micah Richards to help turn Danny into a fucking tank too would help. AVBs philosophy suited Torres more than Robbies anyway, because AVB wanted to play similar to Spain and create dozens of chances.

Sign Moses, he can be a super sub along with Marin. Offers speed and strength in abundance.

We need to try and press Brighton, I read somewhere that they like to get the ball down and play similar to what we have tried to do (and failed quite dramatically so far) so pressing is a must. Also I read that AVB put electrodes on our players feet during training to make them run faster or something, even though it was the sun that reported it I wouldn't be surprised. Sounds like something that would be done in Spain or Portugal. It was used to see how much pressure they put on their feet and measure their fastest speeds etc.

He was great at finishing tbh, all he needed was to not trip over the ball.

Hahaha if I was that guy I would of hit Bush. He clearly no-scoped him.

Its ok everyone wants shot of Mikel and Essien anyway...

trololololololol

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7959627/Mourinho-Sahin-can-leave What happened to Sahin being the future TMO?

I was joking anyway, I'm used to it

Na Bendter is, well to himself he is the best player in the world, so hes basically the most overrated player in the universe in reality.

Sam Hutchinson assist for the 5th goal.

KALOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Seen this on youtube, catchy tune and everything.

I'll eat a motherfucking bat if elected. Have it.

Imagine if we'd kept Ballack in 2010, him and Mikel in the double pivot would work 100 percent. FACT. Don't care how old Ballack would be, he has an amazing range of passing and is great at defending as well as attacking. Lampard is far too forward thinking for the double pivot.

So manpe says he will sign Falcao... well I'll sign Hulk, Cavani, Falcao and Neymar Top that one manpe

Hes more proven than Oscar is right now. Would just sign him to prevent Arsenal from getting him tbh.