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I did a quick google image, leave me alone was actually going to look for a cat with a magnet for a head but yeah... ended up not looking for that...

Read this earlier SeB.. seeing as you had spammed twitter with it Great stuff as usual... Kind of agree but if the forward is going to do closing down the player with the ball then the rest of the team are going to have to press higher up which could end up leaving more space for the opposition to get into if they get a sequence of passes together behind the defence (similar to Balotelli's goal against us last year) http://www.soccer-blogger.com/2011/12/12/chelsea-vs-man-city-2-1-highlights-goals-2011-video-balotelli-meireles-lampard-clichy-red-card/ 5:20 in on that video I think, shows Balotelli's goal. High pressing by us, Coles up beyond half way line two simple passes, expose space behind Terry and Branna, goal. If JT and Cahill play at the back, the space will get exposed by faster forwards and they will get one on ones with Cech. I would of liked us to press under Robbie but there is always that threat but pressing and closing down as individuals imo is pointless, they can just pass the ball back and fourth around a player. I think Torres would be better up the field (maybe just in our half so he can't be played offside) rather than tracking back so if we get the ball we can just play a long pass into space for him (eg. goal vs Barca).. or we could have had more regularly he not lost his pace ... the cunt now has pensioners knees... even Moses' pace could be utilized like that, have him sitting just at the halfway line for corners, long ball exposing the space and boom hes in! Maybe Hazard would be more useful because Moses is a big lad and for defending corners he'd be useful.

Was watching that game, he did that and twitter exploded with links to gifs of it....

He might score a hattrick worth of goals ,over the next 5 seasons but apart from that I doubt it!

Thought this tweet was his real account, turns out it isn't...... lol Falcao ‏@NotFalcao My apologise for being so inactive lately, I've had some troubling times deciding what club I will move to in the transfer window.Feel like such a knob, not his biggest fan but someone better than Torres soon plesae Rafa!

He needs to leave and never come back..

The day he leaves, I will do a victory dance around my house naked.

Hahahaha. Cat thief!! As long as you don't bin it and get caught on CCTV you should be alright..

If Sturridge just came back from an injury wouldn't expect him to start tbh. Sadly that useless number 9 El Cunto will start.

Drogba Martinez looks like he could kill someone in a fight though, just not Drogba!

Its more instinctive to get into those positions imo. Well for some of them anyway... Just discovered the massive GOOOOOOL thing I put in my other post is too long and goes off the side of the page.. or it does for me.

Good player in general. Good at holding the ball up and bringing others into the game, good finisher with his feet and head... if hes available for 20 million or less sign him. Sign some of those commentators too "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LEANDRO DAMIAOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Rather just get Paulinho instead. Hes only 24, is a good player and will defos improve... and would be cheaper I'd imagine. Shakhtar want to rip everyone off.

Maybe next season. Needs more experience in Holland first.

I remember the ball continuously being pumped up to Hazard... he did a bit of both, came short and went long despite not having much chance of winning the headers. We need another striker though, none of this false 9 bullshit, it doesn't work unless you have Messi.

If we are going to keep this tiki taka philosophy shit Falcao would fail here. Majority of his goals are penalties/assisted by team mates who are given orders to cross it into him rather than try and score themselves. You can't build a team around Falcao like at Atletico when you have Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Ramires, in the current XI.

His left arm is about the width of his head, thats how big it is. Crazy shiiiiiiit

Sign this guys left arm... fucking look at it, could destroy a team by itself.

Yeah thats him alright...

Yeah lets get him and Kovavic and never play them like all 16-17 year olds we sign The kid doesn't even look like hes hit puberty...... Zlatans just like "aren't you not a ball boy?" well he probably is thinking that hes that arrogant haha.

Hazard starting the season in blistering form, 6 assists and 4 goals I think. Hes come in for a bit of stick with his work rate and that so maybe he will get hooked perhaps but I still fancy him to play vs Fulham since he is capable of a flash of brilliance to change a game. Marin will be a sub likely. I'm not saying Marin isn't a good player, he showed for Werder Bremen and the German national team he was a superb little player who could have been a world beater had it not been for injuries unraveling his progress. His pre-season was good but just picking him on that is like Jose continuously picking Sheva because he scored 20-30 goals a season in Italy 2 or 3 years before he signed for us rather than current form of him and others.

Marin doesn't deserve a start based on 3 pre-season games imo. Hazard, Oscar, Mata and Moses have done more than him. Albeit he was injured but still just because he was good in pre-season means nothing, especially now we have a new manager. He has it all to do to prove hes worth a spot in the team. If he trains better than them 4 players then he deserves a start. Picking players based on "pre-season" when we are 15-20 games in to the season (all competitions) is ridiculous.

Your always drunk, are you sure your nationality isn't Scottish?

I think when Romeu came of vs Swansea and Utd we got a foothold in the game. We havfe a very similar situation to Holland in the 2010 world cup and the Euros 2012. They usually played De Jong and Van Bommel who aren't really mobile and they don't use one as a box to box, they usually subbed one of them off and used Van Der Vaart as a box to box midfielder. Spurs have Sandro and Dembele in their pivot, Dembele plays as the box to box midfielder, we have Mikel and Ramires and Ramires plays as the box to box midfielder. When we've taken Mikel off we've dominated but when hes been on when dominated. Mikel isn't the problem here.

Yeah Barca B is also a great experience for the younger guys, the FA wonder why the England aren't as good as they were before... talented youngsters playing for continental national teams getting experience in B teams. They should fix that. AVB, Wenger and Moyes have all tried already apparently. This u21 bullcrap isn't the answer.