Joe Cool

That was well shit. Been saying it for a while, Hilarious just isn't good enough for Chelsea, neither is Turnbull for that matter, we need a much better back-up keeper.

Quality post, he really is fucking shit

Great read although Mikel isn't quite as good as Makelele was at his job (it is Makelele after all), he really has the potential

You are a professional idiot, to say that Anelka is useless and a shitty winger is just stupid. Like the poster above me said, he was a big reason why we had so many goals last season, he helped create many opportunities to score. I really do wonder if you even watch our matches, to be honest.

Sturridge and Kalou are nothing like Drogba, they're both quicker but not as tall and strong. Lukaku however has the size and the strength to be a lot like him as a footballer.

They're the same person I think, I'm surprised the mods haven't spotted it yet

The Beeb

This, although I think Arsenal might have a bit of trouble getting in to the top four, I think Arsene's day's are numbered to be honest.

Wish we still had Cudicini, top class keeper, but he really does deserve to be starting in all honesty so I don't blame him for leaving, although I did see him make some top class saves for the Spuds yesterday, reminding me why we loved him so much. I think Hilario is miles better than Turnbull, but that doesn't make him a good keeper by any means. We could get David James, and he's be an excellent back-up, in all honesty.

SSN Good luck getting a starting spot there with the 500 strikers that they have.

You're nothing more than a muppet, I'm not going to say anything more because it's not worth it so peace out

This is a piss-take, no way that we should be paying the club just to watch them train, especially when it's been free forever.

So are you saying we hound a keeper for every error they make? In that case Cech should be out of here by your logic!

Fucks sake, it's a preseason match against Ajax, do you really think we were going to beat a nearly full strength Ajax side with a squad mainly composed of youth/back-ups?

Stupid statement, we didn't lose to some Blue Square side, we lost to fucking Ajax ffs, and it was our youth side. They're a quality Dutch side, so stop being idiotic.

Crazy religion, crazy people.

You are an idiot, so does that mean Lampard and Terry should leave to because they had a bad world cup?

And whatever, Joey moves to Liverpool, it's not like he's been the same ever since returning to injury, so why give him a pay raise on the same level of Lamps and the others? He asked for a higher wage, we didn't want to pay up, life goes on.

I read the first half, repped it, saw the second half, and absolutely regretted it. Sure, there's a lot of hypocrisy around here but to say that we can't do it in Europe is fucking bollocks. Two of them we've been cheated by the ref (Barcelona and Liverpool), and the final that we've gone to we lost on penalties, we've had some pretty shitty luck, but we've still done great in Europe in my eyes and made me proud . Yeah sure, we have a pretty rich owner who has helped us to success in the past few years, but are we the only ones? Ever heard of Man City or Real Madrid? You're a fucking moron, that's all I have to say.

Is it just me or is this Kakuta44? I could possibly be mistaken This thread is rubbish anyways, we don't have any average players, I highly doubt we need to buy anyone new, all we need to do is just make sure the youth break through into our squad, buying new players would cost well too much.

Have we even made a fucking offer yet?

Why don't you put up your mugshot then if your face is so beautiful?

Capello can go next. But obviously that greedy fucker wants the dosh as highest paid manager in the world