Joe Cool

None that are actually good enough for our first team.

I lol'ed at that. As for the result, I'm nothing but disappointed right now. Our front line is as useless as tits on a boar, we just can't get the god damn ball in the back of the net. It's really frustrating seeing this. We better get our shit together sometime soon.... By the way, some of the shit that Henrique spouts is unbelievable. That wanker isn't even a Chelsea fan.

Real rift this is, similar thing occurred around the time Mourinho was sacked, we haven't "fallen apart", have we? If we don't win the league this year, then we'll have a bit of reconstructing with our squad to do, that's just something we might have to face, but it won't mean that we're "falling apart", you can't win every competition every year, and if we did, what fun would it be to support a club that would? Most football fans in the world would give everything for their side to be in our position, and you should be damn glad that we are, just as I am.

I'm just fucking shocked.

Yeah seeing that was just fucking sickening, although with our midfield, i think that once Lamps gets back, we won't need to worry as much.

Truer words have never been spoken, dear.

Well despite us losing, it was a really entertaining match with a lot of positives such as McEachran and PVA (with the exception of his gaffe). However, one negative that has to be dealt with is Turnbull. For fucks sake he can't keep for shit, blunder after blunder, it's getting rediculous, really, I could have saved the third one with my cock Some people have been pretty naive about your youth really, thinking that all of a sudden they are world beaters just because Carlos says that he's going to be using the youth system, something which Mourinho ignored for the most part. I think it's a good reality check for some of these people.

Best Moment The Double Worst Moment Moscow Funniest Moment There's a lot of em Best Manager Mourinho Worst Manager Scolari Favourite Player Zola Least favourite Player Mutu Favourite goal Drogba vs Everton Best game attended Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal Worst game attended Chelsea 1-1 Barca (cunts) Favourite chant/song Blue is the Colour What does being a Chelsea fan mean to you? That's a complicated question to ask

This is getting pathetic from both sides. Those who are saying that Kalou has been great and that anyone who slags him off and would rather Kakuta play is a band wagoner are just thick and those who are saying that Kalou is shite and doesn't deserve much credit for most of the goals that he's scored are also thick. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how much you hate him or how much you think he's a piece of shit, if he sticks the ball in the back of the onion sack, then a goal is a goal. But there is no way people should receive any stick for giving Kalou criticism. Fuck, anyone can dish out as much criticism to any of the players that they want to, so just respect other peoples' opinions and stop arguing!

This isn't good, I guess Bran will play in the centre with Alex against the Spammers and isn't Bosingwa back in full training? Then he should play on the right. He probably won't be fit though, so Ferreria will most likely be on the right.

Well said, couldn't have put it any better myself.

It'd be good to give a few of the youth a chance in this competition.

I'm not too sure about the new blue quote box but it might just be me taking a while to get used to things

I remember the days when we wouldn't have even thought about reaching the status levels of these clubs Just goes to show that time does fly by doesn't it?

Great post, they are going to win the league in the next few years, it's just something that we're going to have to accept. However, they've purchased so many big egos this summer that I think it will take another few months to gel in, which by that time, they've already dropped too many points to mount a genuine challenge for the title. And yeah sure, this league has got much more exciting, but at the cost of England's national team and home grown talent. There simply isn't going to be any if all the top clubs just buy foreigners. And to be quite honest, a lot of this is our fault. While the top six clubs will have a fierce title race either this season or in the next few seasons (Spuds, Bin Dippers, United, City, Le Arse, and us), the gap between these top clubs and the bottom half of the league is just going to expand, which has been evident by our 6,7,8 goal drubbings of teams last season and so far this season.

Well for starters, Benayoun's hair isn't that long anymore.

Speaking of emoticons, what in the world are we doing without this beauty?

I'm absolutely ecstatic, 12 goals in two matches, what a start to the season. Hopefully we can keep it up for a while Everyone played well, especially Drogba (that cross to Kalou!), wow I'm just pleased as I can ever be

How long has he been suspended? And yep, haters gonna hate. He might not be our most quality player but god dammit he really does have a knack of putting them in the onion sack!

I would have banned his arse for being a twat. Whenever someone talks about Oasis or Coldplay, he goes on and says how such deep and Shakespeare-esque lyrics from Nas, etc. are so much better, but when someone touches his precious hip-hop, he throws his toys out of the pram like a little child.

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We'd have to move or knock down the hotel though, there simply isn't enough room, and if we moved, we'd no longer be Chelsea FC

Just speechless. Quality talent, just a shame he can't continue. Good luck, Sam

Maybe, but I wouldn't be gutted if we don't get him. They want 30 million for an unproven youngster??? There's plenty of other options out there that are also well cheaper.

I could give a fuck about what Pele and his great wise arse say.