Joe Cool

Wow really? You're Kakuta44, member banned for anti-Semitic posts. Same user info etc., pretty obvious really. And that was sarcasm

Not as wise as you, calling Benayoun a Jewish cunt, saying that Kalou sleeps with Carlo, hailing Kakuta as the messiah, holy shit how can I compete?????

What a nugget of fucking wisdom that post is!

Calm down child, every post you have is anti-Semitic wankfest on how Benayoun is a Jewish cunt and how you fucking worship Kakuta. You're not here to talk football, you're just a pillock, Kakuta44. No idea why the mods haven't caught that yet

You are a bell-end. Do you not think that Carlo doesn't see these players train week in and week out? If him and the whole coaching staff thought that Kakuta was ready for the opening match of the Premier League Season, he would have included him in the squad. You're not the one who knows or is in charge of the lads so fucking shut the hell up about Kakuta because we've already heard the song and dance about him on here about a thousand times!

What a fantastic day, brilliant performance from the side, really puts our poor summer behind us. I thought Alex in particular stood out There were a few negatives however, namely Paulo (who was getting skinned all day), and Mikel, who could have done a little better but overall, get the fuck in!!!!!

You are bloody hypocrite. You go around saying that youtube videos can make anyone look good and then you say this? Dear oh dear.

Oh no

Why even listen to the rubbish he spouts? He only supports teams when they are winning (e.g. Brazil).

So can we get his IP address or what?

After Terry's performance yesterday no thank you.

I don't understand why people want to offload Carvalho somewhere, he's still a top quality defender who could have dealt with the United counter attacks with his good pace. If anyone has been looking suspect defensively over the past few months, it's been Terry.

I don't even know why people are saying Benayoun was bad, he hardly had anything to fucking do the short time he was on!

Hilario is a useless piece of shit, I don't know how many times it's been said, but I'm going to say it again, he's SHITE. I've got absolutely no confidence in him and every time the ball goes near the box I get scared. The performance all in all wasn't terrible, but we were toothless in front of goal and the defence was too slow. Carvalho would have done really well against Rooney which is why I really think we should keep him. And what's with playing Zhirkov at left back? I know Ash was terrible today but Yuri's abilities are better used in Kalou's position. On a side note, Sturridge was absolutely fantastic when he was brought on today.

You're a fucking moron, this is United we're playing against. Lampard is one of our best players as is Drogba, so get a fucking grip won't you?

Decent first half, we were a bit unlucky to give up a goal in my opinion but that's football... Terry wasn't quick enough to cope with Rooney, just goes to show either we keep Carvalho or we sell him and bring in another pacey defender. Also I couldn't believe Kalou didn't score that chance, that was as good as they come. Anelka's been too isolated also, Drogba should come on for Mikel at half time, so we play a 442.

He was quite average for the reserves last season.

Harsh...

I'm expecting us to lose 2-0. Community Shield never really mattered to me but I would still be delighted if we managed to win.

Typical Capello, what a fucking wanker.

Cech Ivanovic Riccy Terry Cole mikel Essien Lampard Benayoun/Anelka Malouda/Zhirkov Drogba

Quality

But why do people need religion to be able to do this? A utopia built on a foundation of lies (the belief of god) is still a utopia of lies. Believing in falsehoods especially at a time like today (where there is plenty of scientific evidence that refutes the existence of any god) does absolutely nothing for mankind.

Doing good? Explain the countless priests of different religions molesting and fucking their little children. Explain the crusades. Did that many people really have to die just so the murderers could satisfy their "god"? If that is doing good, then it's a pretty fucked up world we live in. You can think what you want, but in my eyes, and many others, believing in fairy tales and being superstitious has had plenty more negative effects in history than positive.

For once, you're spot on!