Joe Cool

After Terry's performance yesterday no thank you.

I don't understand why people want to offload Carvalho somewhere, he's still a top quality defender who could have dealt with the United counter attacks with his good pace. If anyone has been looking suspect defensively over the past few months, it's been Terry.

I don't even know why people are saying Benayoun was bad, he hardly had anything to fucking do the short time he was on!

Hilario is a useless piece of shit, I don't know how many times it's been said, but I'm going to say it again, he's SHITE. I've got absolutely no confidence in him and every time the ball goes near the box I get scared. The performance all in all wasn't terrible, but we were toothless in front of goal and the defence was too slow. Carvalho would have done really well against Rooney which is why I really think we should keep him. And what's with playing Zhirkov at left back? I know Ash was terrible today but Yuri's abilities are better used in Kalou's position. On a side note, Sturridge was absolutely fantastic when he was brought on today.

You're a fucking moron, this is United we're playing against. Lampard is one of our best players as is Drogba, so get a fucking grip won't you?

Decent first half, we were a bit unlucky to give up a goal in my opinion but that's football... Terry wasn't quick enough to cope with Rooney, just goes to show either we keep Carvalho or we sell him and bring in another pacey defender. Also I couldn't believe Kalou didn't score that chance, that was as good as they come. Anelka's been too isolated also, Drogba should come on for Mikel at half time, so we play a 442.

He was quite average for the reserves last season.

Harsh...

I'm expecting us to lose 2-0. Community Shield never really mattered to me but I would still be delighted if we managed to win.

Typical Capello, what a fucking wanker.

Cech Ivanovic Riccy Terry Cole mikel Essien Lampard Benayoun/Anelka Malouda/Zhirkov Drogba

Quality

That was well shit. Been saying it for a while, Hilarious just isn't good enough for Chelsea, neither is Turnbull for that matter, we need a much better back-up keeper.

Quality post, he really is fucking shit

Great read although Mikel isn't quite as good as Makelele was at his job (it is Makelele after all), he really has the potential

You are a professional idiot, to say that Anelka is useless and a shitty winger is just stupid. Like the poster above me said, he was a big reason why we had so many goals last season, he helped create many opportunities to score. I really do wonder if you even watch our matches, to be honest.

Sturridge and Kalou are nothing like Drogba, they're both quicker but not as tall and strong. Lukaku however has the size and the strength to be a lot like him as a footballer.

They're the same person I think, I'm surprised the mods haven't spotted it yet

The Beeb

This, although I think Arsenal might have a bit of trouble getting in to the top four, I think Arsene's day's are numbered to be honest.

Wish we still had Cudicini, top class keeper, but he really does deserve to be starting in all honesty so I don't blame him for leaving, although I did see him make some top class saves for the Spuds yesterday, reminding me why we loved him so much. I think Hilario is miles better than Turnbull, but that doesn't make him a good keeper by any means. We could get David James, and he's be an excellent back-up, in all honesty.

SSN Good luck getting a starting spot there with the 500 strikers that they have.

You're nothing more than a muppet, I'm not going to say anything more because it's not worth it so peace out

This is a piss-take, no way that we should be paying the club just to watch them train, especially when it's been free forever.