Joe Cool

I laughed at that. Hopefully Ramires will get the start ahead of Mikel, he doesn't start, then hopefully he gets the last 20-30 minutes of the match.

What a well constructed response, I'm surely in deep shit now

Well if we don't get Neymar (as it looks, at least not until next summer), then we could play: Sturridge Lukaku Kakuta

I never said they were the same, but if we are looking for a talented young striker, than Lukaku would be the better deal, that's just all I'm saying.

You are an idiot, again and again you spout shit that clearly sums up your knowledge of English Football. When Rooney was around seventeen, Newcastle constantly finished in the upper half on the league, so they're fucking shit? Oh, Wigan, Fulham, and Bolton are shit are they? You're forgetting that we were easily beaten by Wigan 3-1 last year, etc. You constantly say things that reek of fucking stupidity like this (I remember one time you said you and your mates could score against Portsmouth's back four). Well if you can, stop talking shit and go out there and play! Idiot. And how are so sure Neymar will become a football legend? There's been plenty of "next greatest footballers" and there's been plenty of flops who couldn't cut it for the top sides. 30 million quid for an unproven youngster is ludicrous and if they really want us to pay this much, then we should be looking at Lukaku, who is much cheaper and is, in my opinion, the better striker.

There were a couple of rumors earlier this summer about Madrid wanting to buy him but even if they did, then it would be either Cech or Casillas on the bench, and it's quite obvious that they're both well too good to be a backup keeper.

Thank fuck, especially with or laughing stock of back up keepers.

Steve? He said that to Cortlett.

I can't stand Marradonna, first of all he's a shit manager second of all his ego gets in the way of everything he does.

Welcome to Talk Chelsea Aria, good to have you aboard

I guess I'll just keep this username then, can't be arsed to think up another one.

Could you change my username to Chris? Cheers.

And the Blackpool manager was playing down the chances of his side even being able to survive in the Championship

.........Malouda..?

You'll see.

Wow really? You're Kakuta44, member banned for anti-Semitic posts. Same user info etc., pretty obvious really. And that was sarcasm

Not as wise as you, calling Benayoun a Jewish cunt, saying that Kalou sleeps with Carlo, hailing Kakuta as the messiah, holy shit how can I compete?????

What a nugget of fucking wisdom that post is!

Calm down child, every post you have is anti-Semitic wankfest on how Benayoun is a Jewish cunt and how you fucking worship Kakuta. You're not here to talk football, you're just a pillock, Kakuta44. No idea why the mods haven't caught that yet

You are a bell-end. Do you not think that Carlo doesn't see these players train week in and week out? If him and the whole coaching staff thought that Kakuta was ready for the opening match of the Premier League Season, he would have included him in the squad. You're not the one who knows or is in charge of the lads so fucking shut the hell up about Kakuta because we've already heard the song and dance about him on here about a thousand times!

What a fantastic day, brilliant performance from the side, really puts our poor summer behind us. I thought Alex in particular stood out There were a few negatives however, namely Paulo (who was getting skinned all day), and Mikel, who could have done a little better but overall, get the fuck in!!!!!

You are bloody hypocrite. You go around saying that youtube videos can make anyone look good and then you say this? Dear oh dear.

Oh no

Why even listen to the rubbish he spouts? He only supports teams when they are winning (e.g. Brazil).

So can we get his IP address or what?