Joe Cool

Speaking of emoticons, what in the world are we doing without this beauty?

I'm absolutely ecstatic, 12 goals in two matches, what a start to the season. Hopefully we can keep it up for a while Everyone played well, especially Drogba (that cross to Kalou!), wow I'm just pleased as I can ever be

How long has he been suspended? And yep, haters gonna hate. He might not be our most quality player but god dammit he really does have a knack of putting them in the onion sack!

I would have banned his arse for being a twat. Whenever someone talks about Oasis or Coldplay, he goes on and says how such deep and Shakespeare-esque lyrics from Nas, etc. are so much better, but when someone touches his precious hip-hop, he throws his toys out of the pram like a little child.

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We'd have to move or knock down the hotel though, there simply isn't enough room, and if we moved, we'd no longer be Chelsea FC

Just speechless. Quality talent, just a shame he can't continue. Good luck, Sam

Maybe, but I wouldn't be gutted if we don't get him. They want 30 million for an unproven youngster??? There's plenty of other options out there that are also well cheaper.

I could give a fuck about what Pele and his great wise arse say.

I laughed at that. Hopefully Ramires will get the start ahead of Mikel, he doesn't start, then hopefully he gets the last 20-30 minutes of the match.

What a well constructed response, I'm surely in deep shit now

Well if we don't get Neymar (as it looks, at least not until next summer), then we could play: Sturridge Lukaku Kakuta

I never said they were the same, but if we are looking for a talented young striker, than Lukaku would be the better deal, that's just all I'm saying.

You are an idiot, again and again you spout shit that clearly sums up your knowledge of English Football. When Rooney was around seventeen, Newcastle constantly finished in the upper half on the league, so they're fucking shit? Oh, Wigan, Fulham, and Bolton are shit are they? You're forgetting that we were easily beaten by Wigan 3-1 last year, etc. You constantly say things that reek of fucking stupidity like this (I remember one time you said you and your mates could score against Portsmouth's back four). Well if you can, stop talking shit and go out there and play! Idiot. And how are so sure Neymar will become a football legend? There's been plenty of "next greatest footballers" and there's been plenty of flops who couldn't cut it for the top sides. 30 million quid for an unproven youngster is ludicrous and if they really want us to pay this much, then we should be looking at Lukaku, who is much cheaper and is, in my opinion, the better striker.

There were a couple of rumors earlier this summer about Madrid wanting to buy him but even if they did, then it would be either Cech or Casillas on the bench, and it's quite obvious that they're both well too good to be a backup keeper.

Thank fuck, especially with or laughing stock of back up keepers.

Steve? He said that to Cortlett.

I can't stand Marradonna, first of all he's a shit manager second of all his ego gets in the way of everything he does.

Welcome to Talk Chelsea Aria, good to have you aboard

I guess I'll just keep this username then, can't be arsed to think up another one.

Could you change my username to Chris? Cheers.

13 goals in 21 matches for Corinthians

And the Blackpool manager was playing down the chances of his side even being able to survive in the Championship

.........Malouda..?

You'll see.