Ankit

Player of the season : RVP Young player of the season : Hazard Best transfer of the season : Michu Worst transfer of the season : Marin Best managerial appointment of the season : Laudrup Worst managerial appointment of the season : Hughes Goal of the season : RVP vs Villa Overachieving team of the season : West Brom Underachieving club of the season : Newcastle Best match of the season : Tottenham 2- 4 Chelsea Best moment of the season : Super Frankie Lampard Complaint of the season : Uruguyan rabbit

Exactly. You were sarcastically funny with your post to which i replied with Sarcasm too. But. . alas!

You were joking, right? With your previous post? So my reply was kind of sarcastically funny which says i laughed at your obvious joke but did you? I hope i could explain myself properly because you have absolutely killed my joke.

8 days from now, at this very moment there will be a new "Welcome back" thread and site will go down because of excess traffic. Meanwhile, every Chelsea fan will be dancing naked in the confinement of their rooms. 8 days from now!

According to twitter,again, is that Napoli are ready for a 40+ Torres offer but Roman doesn't want to sell Torres at any cost.

I though we dodged a bullet with him not signing. His agent must be getting bored i guess of not being in the limelight!

Yep, he could be there to scout Almunia to replace Cech.

Was that the case of Jose wanting Etoo or more of Zlatan wanting to join Barcelona?

Why aren't we in the running for his signature?

Don't get Lewandowski's move to Bayern. Gotze is going to be Pep's false 9 there, Lewa a back up option?

Why wouldn't Falcao want to join and play in Monaco. Monaco is an absolutely awesome place , and the chicks are amazing too.There are also a couple of nude villages nearby as far as i know! I have decided i need to study hard, work like a slave, get promoted in job and fly to monaco and settle down in a nice nude village where i don't have to pay taxes. My life has a purpose now.Thank you.

I don't understand why would Mourinho of all coaches would want to sell the only ball playing defender we have on our team. He has always wanted a ball playing defender in his team. Carvalho did the same for us. In Inter Milan, he had Walter samuel doing the same job and now at Madrid, Ramos dos that job. There is no basis fro this rumor!

People are over reacting here. Our star players won't be playing 90 mins of any match. And if god forbid, anyone has a slightest of knocks, he will be properly taken care off! The board is not stupid. We have a world class medical team whose job is to look after the players and their mental strength!!

WhoScored.com ‏@WhoScored9m Falcao: Has lost possession due to a poor first touch more times (99) than any other player in La Liga this season Expand

Yo, whats up brah! Hows it hanging! Yo!

This question for brazillians here who have seen Neymar the most. How is Neymar's persona like? I mean, can there be an ego clashes between Messi and him. Does he like to be the center of attraction or is he ok with being just a part of a team whose only motive is to pass the ball to messi.

Ha!! I hope someone posts the images of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi crying in the dressing room on their article. May be they are just pissed that Jose is coming home and they don't want to loose against us.Again.

How does the magintude of the game matter? Subotic did that to Robben for no apparent reason and he got served today. Karma is a bitch. It's not as if Bayern players were doing that to every Dortmund player. Subotic deserved it.

5 million for each match. 10 millions for the 2 matches that we played in US. Not bad. We are already the highest earning English team in Europe!!

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Robben has been brilliant in the 2nd half. All over the pitch.

Both goalkeepers have had a fantastic game tonight. Really brought their A game to the front at the biggest stage possible.