Ankit

GOAL Chelsea 2-1. Mistake from Almunia. I mean Fabianski. I mean Szczesny. I mean Dejan Iliev.-Twitter.

I expect Hazard to be on bench. Having played 180 minutes fo Belgium, he will be given a rest for the FA cup clash. I also expect Luiz to be on bench, for playing 180 minutes for Brazil and also because he is on 9 yellows and another yellow will give him a 2 match suspension. I am sure Rafa won't risk it against Southampton as he needs him against Utd. Found and interesting stat, Over the past 30 days Mata has played 398 minutes over successive matches – Hazard, on the other hand, is now up to 585 minutes, while Oscar, surprisingly, has featured more than either of the duo, with 588 minutes. Branislav Ivanovic played 180 minutes for Serbia. Azpilicueta may well get the nod for the United game, too, leaving Ivanovic to turn out against Rubin Kazan on Thursday. Cech Azpi Terry Cahill(Hoping he will be fit) Betrand Mikel Lampard Moses Mata Oscar Torres

RB "Players on intl duty have returned fine. Cahill and Ramires are still receiving treatment, they may still be available" #CFC RB "It's better to have a busy schedule than at home watching it on the TV" #CFC RB "We have had three training sessions and four days off during this intl period" #CFC

Is Paul the Octopus still alive? Can't we just ask him to sort this shit for us fans.

Gonna steal some lines from a song just out of sheer excitement! But it fits perfectly/ 'I'm coming home I'm coming home Tell the World I'm coming home Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes I'm coming home, I'm coming home Tell the World that I'm coming'

In the first 4 years of City's funding, they won one FA cup and one PL title , that too with a help of shitty QPR defense. Lets not talk about CL We, in our first 4 years of funding and Jose's management, 2 PL title(breaking records on the way), FA cup and 3 CL semis(Not too sure whether it was 3 or 2). Money plays a role in success, but large role? You are kidding yourself!!

It's not just any managerial job. Rafa wants a top club to manage. I am sure he won't go to blackburn or clubs like that. He wants to play in the CL and being associated with a big club. My guess is he is eyeing the Real Madrid job. Also, yes he hates Mourinho but at the end of the day he is a professional. Who would want to be associated to a failure in their professional lives. No one. Same goes for Rafa, he is not bitter and he will make sure he does his best to impress other clubs.

"It's a victory I'm not very proud of because it should have been Mark's" - Vettel after his Malaysian GP. Funny how he ignores the team message and then suddenly after winning the race says, 'oh i am sorry'. Glad that Webber has come out and stated the obvious. "he will have protection as usual."

Oh come on!! He is a guy who didn't have a job for 2 years. He knows if he doesn't make Chelsea finish in the top 4, he will be jobless for the next 2-3 years as well. He will make sure we make it to the top 4 , not for us but for himself and his future.

Better put a wink after the sentence. LOL will make it obvious and hence the statement will lose it's charm.

Because it's Chelsea and that's how we roll.

"Maybe I could return to somewhere I’ve already been. Watch out for surprises. I have an adventurous spirit and do not know what will happen next season." http://www.football-italia.net/32227/mourinho-i-could-return

Macedonia's fans.

Yes, he is not likeable and has a history of problems with Mata but you can't deny the fact he is a beast of a player. Man City have been riding in his back for the past 2 season. Has built, has technique and runs up and down for full 90 mins. What else you need in a midfielder especially in England.

This looks like Azpi has been dumped by his Girlfriend and John and Mikel are consoling him, like friends after a break up do.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fernando+Torres%27s+age

There have been over 2.5 goals scored in 6 of Southampton's last 7 games in the Premier League. Chelsea have conceded at least 2 goals in their last 3 away matches in the Premier League. -whoscored.com

http://www.leagueslider.com This is quite good. We were out of the blocks in a flash and then lost it. Man Utd on the other hand just shifted from 2nd gear to 5th and went on a drive.

I don't believe in these generalizations like blondes are stupid. But still. . Blonde Convention : 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention ". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? " A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15? " After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen! " Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance! " The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance. " So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5? " After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety? " The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! " The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2? " The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four? ". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! "

This is not from the west ham match. It's from some other match, i know it because i made it my DP right after.

Arsenal qualifying wont make much of a difference but if Spurs qualify, we can see players like Bale staying and others like Moutinho joining them because of the Champions League and I do not want that to happen. Putting Arsenal inside top 4 would mean Wenger and Arse management policies wouldnt change as they won their "trophy" which means that club will never improve which is always fun to watch. But on the other hand I am tired of Wenger wanking that they have managed to finish 4th in-spite of spending less than other top clubs, also just because I know too many Arsenal fans and would like to see them suffer. So go Everton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEKmeenHjEY&feature=youtu.be

His honeymoon period is over i guess. Swansea as a whole team looks like they have finished their season. Win a trophy, stay away from relegation. No more interest in matches.