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Everton has a knack for producing very talented ugly players.

Well I know what you saying Ryan but you said it with the finesse of a grandmother with Parkinson's. van Ginkel isn't injury prone but he is very unlucky, he has missed a year of football due to bad challenges and as I stated in the Marco Reus thread; getting injured from bad challenges does not equal injury prone.

Give job, pls.

Bring on Zlatan.

Boga is a kid, I'm sure he can learn a new position.

For a country famed for it's humour and wit, you are doing a fucking fantastic job showing that you have neither.

Nobody knows what you are posting about.

I don't. Fuck Spurs and everything about them.

The same Ash that was trembling with rage at Arsenal's offer? Terry that was close to joining Man City those few years ago? Or Drogba that was linked away at all possible times when he was younger? Come on, now don't be so naive. I don't believe at any moment that they wouldn't do the same thing as Lampard and I don't hold it against them.

I still like Lampard. I'm not fickle.

Jason has the worst humour of all the staff.

18 in Australia too.

You are such a tedious bastard. Worse than a broken record. Everyone and their dead grandparents knows your opinion on Lampard, I don't see why you must reiterate it at every oppurtunity. It must be getting in the high hundreds by now.

Dribbling and flair is a good way to get hyped to the shithouse.

You linked the last 4 seconds of the video you crazy bastard.

Nice volley from Herr Schurrle, betters save from Rui.

@Liquidator, Will Egyptian Messi score more goals than Argentine Messi?

Also learn to use the search function you filthy alcoholic.

You sign him, I'll bring the benjamins.

Looks like no name change for you.

Why do people want to play Ivan as a CB? He maruads up the right flank like no-one's business and he has scarcely played CB in the last half decade. I know that some of you might use Sergio Ramos as an example of a CB turned RB turned back into a CB but we aren't discussing Ramos.

Future captain some would say.

I'm surprised only two of you plebs have been suspended/banned. I was expecting an astronomical shitstorm that ended in a double suicide-murder.

The Italian league has poor financial infrastructure from the youth and amature leagues all the way up to Serie A. Old decaying stadiums, uninterested and poor fans, terrible commercial exposure and TV rights, matchfixing & corruption, no money, no sponsors. It'll take more than one fucking player to fix something that is dead.

Cattermole does what he needs to well though. Not very dynamic.