Spike

I rarely drink these days. Spork is bork.

Chelsea's luck against Newcastle is so bad that I bet $50 that Alan Shearer scores a hattrick.

It's my company. Spike Systems The logo is my face with the letters 'SS' emblazoned onto my forehead. It's really cool, the Ss look like lightning bolts.

I like to believe it to be true (because it's hilarious) http://www.footballdeluxe.com/2013/07/31/10-shocking-things-you-probably-did-not-know-about-lionel-messi/

What season? They aren't playing yet. The MLS doesn't start for two months.

I suggest Lampy.

No. I just think great tattoos are very few and far between.

They are if they look shit. Follows the path of the majority of tattoos.

He has really shit tattoos tbh Messi has nothing on Meireles

Such promise unfullfiled. He was so impressive during the World Cup.

@We Hate Scouse, My boy comes through yet again.

The similarities are there, yeah. Isco is slower, less explosive, and not as effective on the flanks, tbh. Amazing player, in all respects.

The quality of your posts are degrading faster than mine!

I think you are the one with tone problems, can't tone your posts correctly. :tophat:

Well, it is hard to argue that he looks good in the Atleti kit.

Of course I understood it, you numbnuts. It also gives a very poor impression, are they good in the air? do they dive into tackles? do they dribble? do they do anything else well besides have the ball at their feet? I find that most players are more dynamic than shoehorning them into a category. Geez, you needn't be so defensive, my first post was merely a joke. A joke that got up your ass apparently.

I think using terminology like that found in FM is a poor way of conveying how a player acts or plays on the pitch. I think Whoscored does it best and offers a little more than a vague descriptor like 'ball player': http://www.whoscored.com/Players/93206/

What the actual fuck? Haha, I did not imply in any way that Atletico Madrid have no chance of winning the league. You are crazy.

It's a big deal. It's not the FA Cup but winning that trophy means something, especially to the teams that have no hope of winning the league.

I didn't realise this was about me. I haven't played it almost four months but before that I was very addicted and I don't use it's terminology when I'm not talking about the game. How about you, Mr Defensive?

You play too much Football Manager.

You've just lived too long. Should have been swallowed or at the very least aborted in a back alley.

Better than any of the inane drool that comes from your mind.

Bleacher Report Nah, there is probably feeds of this sort of stuff on Sky, BBC or any other new network that isn't a load of crock. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/football-transfers/11326943/Transfer-news-and-rumours-live.html

God you are so dense. You can't even realise that I took an oppurtunity to blatantly insult you whilst making it look like I was just filling a new user in. I wanted to see how you would react.