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Costa is such a dirty player. He must be one of the most hated players in Spain and England.

2 ez

Easiest game.

"He is one of the most offensive minded right-backs I've seen in the Premiership in a long time" - that guy that does Bien sports commentary. Well it's true. I don't know why games like Football Manager and FIFA portray him as some defensive stalwart CB when he is more like bloody Dani Alves.

Try adthe or atdhe, I can't remember the name. It just lists a bunch of streams.

Not in MUERICA

I cringe when I see a photoshop of a player's head on another's body.

Maybe they were and they didn't live up to his expectations. Mourinho has made some fucking shit transfers in the past. Essien to Real, for one.

Great article. I really like the part where it is just a link to this exact page.

But he is unbelievably shit.

LOADSA GOALS

Mini-Essien That feel when Sissoko is actually 10cm taller.

I got confused and thought that Bradford was the League Cup and Livepool was the FA Cup. I'm sad now.

Woops, I was negative eight also. I read it as 1996.

I was two. I think The Wiggles were more important to me.

I'll tell Kieran you are being racist.

Imagine 2006 Essien in this team. Also: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2925032/Michael-Essien-t-believe-Frank-Lampard-trying-beat-Chelsea.html But Essien believes that Chelsea fans will not forget what Lampard gave the club. ‘Well, you know how fans are but I believe the Chelsea fans are always going to give him their warmth and respect everything that he did for the club,’ he said. 'I’m sure that they will give him a welcome.’

I wonder if Jose said something to him to make him nervous. Perhaps Jose said his first team chances weigh on his perfomance against Bradford. Understandable to get anxious in that sort of situation.

Sack him. Put 'Arry Redknapp in charge. He will wheel and deal us all the way to the Champions League.

OH MY GAWD I CANT BELIEVE WE LOSTWE SHOULD WIN EVERY MATCH 5-0MOURINHO OUTGIVE YOUTH A CHANCEBUY BETTER PLAYERSAT LEAST WE ARENT FICKLE AND CRINGE WORTHY AS RAWKAND WE DONT BUY THE LEAGUE LIKE MAN SHITTYHAHAHAHAHA AM I RITE GUYSZ?

His name reminds me of sandwhiches. Hence the reason she should play for Hamburg.

I you bunch of bastards. I for one see the positives in Salah and Schurrle. They could be very important in the future. Key word: 'future'. The team desperately needs an influx of goals and assists to maintain a steady competitive level against ManCity in the league and various other teams in the cups right now. Not in six months, right now; the club can't give time to players that aren't performing sadly. The club has been giving time to players since 2012 but that can no longer be done; trophies need to be won.

Don't take it personally lids, I'm just on my period.

Piss off.