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Liquidator is everyone's wife. You get it easy (or hard depending on your view) when you have flowing blonde locks and the body of a pee-pubescent girl.

If that is the case you are the prisoner that sleeps on a queen size bed and gets served gourmet food. #snitch4life #cheekynandosinsideprison

Son you were begging for the mod position. Now as Mozart said: "Leck mich im Arsch".

Haha, that is ridiculous. What I mean is that there are some quite insane and cringe opinions posted often on both sites.

Don't lie to yourself. This is what we have become.

Talk Chelsea is the RAWK of the Chelsea community.

If your post was phrased in a whiney manner it would have been a meta-meta-moan. Why did you not do that? Jesus Christ, Stingray sacked.

It is Sutton 4.0 you stupid fuck.

Good. This will teach those pesky women to stay out of my sport. THIS IS A MENS CLUB NO WOMYN OR OTHER GENDER FLUIDS ALLOWED

B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T I T C H C O U L D N T H A N D L E T H E B A N T Z

Me: How do you like your forums? CurlyHairLikeLuiz: JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM pic related

STOP POSTING PEPE ON NORMIE FUCKING WEBSITES YOU ARE DILUTING HIS VALUE TO US REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES

He should have been awarded a medal tbh

What channel la?

The guy is under a lot of pressure and lost his nerve. He shouldn't have, we all know this but he is human just like all of us. Humans being prone to errors and overwhelming emotions sometimes make the incorrect decision and this for Mourinho is one of them. I'm sure as two responsible adults they will be able to work this out in private and in public. Its simply a media drummed up non-story; if he had gotten mad at a player the media backlash wouldn't be near as strong. Do not forget that Pep Guardiola fired a thirty-year veteran medical staff member last season. At the end of the day though, she is far more expendable than Jose...

Hardly.

Reminds me of myself to be honest.

It's a long winded story so I'll just tell you that it is about constant and expensive water damage.

I would have preferred Ricardo Rodriguez but beggars aren't choosers.

I don't see what the issue is. Whores and smack are my two favourite things. You lucky man, you.

The mrs and I have e-fucking-nough of our condo as it seems to be cursed. Everything just seems to be going oh so wrong. We joked about moving after this last fiasco.

Jesus Henry titty fucking Christ if this last page and half isn't definitive proof of Jason's lack of humour than I don't know what is.

That or because everyone moans in this thread [see Occam's Razor]. In the future I suggest your jimmies aren't rustled so easily.

This forum was never serious. It used to be very laid back.

I can imbibe a high amount of liquids containing ethanol.