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I don't know how much it counts but he was always a CM in the youth leagues. Make of that what you will.

Alabla is originally a CM that played as a LB for a long time that is now a CM again.

You have ruined everything.

Bloody drama queen. You'll be back, they always come back.

Hopefully he keeps flying under the radar and doesn't become a victim of his own hype.

It's not about being stupid or clever. It is about building Real Madrid in his image. Benzema for better or worse is one of Perez's chosen players and until a bigger name joins the club Benzema isn't going anywhere. A Perez Galactico only leaves when a bigger Galactico arrives.

They will only sell Benzema if another big name striker is available.

Formations barely mean anything. Under certain circumstances the 4-3-3 looks exactly the same as a 4-3-2-1. The game is a lot more fluid than static formations. Besides, the preseason is a chance for experiments; perhaps LVG wants to make sure there is a backup tactic to his preferred 4-3-3?

Five hundred and twenty-four (524) pages of circular arguing.

It's actually at the top of my back.

I hate tattoos. A fact which has bothered my mrs on numerous occasions.

And Australia too. Seems fairly common perception.

Eh, I can't even tell anymore. There are so many precious snowflakes on the internet that offended at the drop of a feather these days.

Pot. Kettle. Black. I can't make a joke about bestiality yet you can call me a twat? Pissoff with your double standards. Nice to see you had to stoop to ad hominem; which is funny for someone that appeared to have a facade of superiority beforehand. Let's review: I make a post that is unrelated to you (in every single sense). You get offended by it, yet the two people that it was directed at didn't care at all. I say it's not my problem if you are offended; ignore it if it bothers you so. You call me twat.But yeah you are right, I'm the 'twat' in this scenario. Or I could twist your original post into something relevant to your last post (and I shall break it down for you):

I really don't care if it is justified for you or not. I'm not going to censor myself because your knickers are twisted. If you don't like it, ignore it. Simplest way.

About as much to do with the thread as your post. Funny that.

Jason fucks cats while Kieran watches.

No. From what I've heard from people that watch the Bundesliga regularly, Draxler is actually nothing special. Well at least not as special as some journos make out.

Luke Shaw looks like Ryan Gosling if Gosling's face had been smacked several times by a shovel. Oh well, may as well move this to ex-blues.

Real Madrid will be having Woodgate flashbacks.

Aston Villa have had some cracking players in the last decade. It's crazy how often they are dipping into relegation.

Hey some Mexicans are really white! I would definitely say get a reservation, from what I hear it's incredibly busy and loud. Take a date, she might be impressed.

Apparently, Frontera is one the most lauded and highest rated restaurants in the country. I've never been but I will be going soon. The guy has all sorts of TV shows, books and salsas. The guy just 'gets' Mexican cuisine. A nice mix of tradition and experiments.

Ever been to Rick Bayless' Frontera?

Soldier Field, the home of da Burrs.