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I think this would cause even more flops to occur.

I feel sorry for any child that loses a parent. Tragic.

Roma are trying to build a dynasty so there is no way in hell he will leave.

GK: Lloris RB: Lahm CB: Thiago Silva CB: Pique LB: Ashley Cole CM: David Silva CM: Xavi CM: Busquets RW: Di Maria ST: Messi LW: Lavezzi My team of the year. I should be in control of FIFA, not Blatter and Platini.

Last time I checked I was a Dog. Yep, I was right I'm a Dog. And Sh0n3x and I must be the same age or failing that he is 12 years older or younger than me. And so is my mother and my only cousin.

Then JT will Elastico around the Goalkeeper and score an easy one.

iPhone 4. Black.

I think Riccy may have been first.

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?

Don't forget how the people of the world love King Kenny's band of merry men.

Rooney should join Everton, that would be a laugh.

I think Pato would be far more suited to AVB's system than Cavani. I think Cavani would fail here. Cavani is a beast on the counter with the entire team feeding balls up towards him in a very fast paced attack.

Or perhaps Lionel Cole..? I think he will stay at Lille for a while. He is doing quite well, last I checked 7 goals and 2 assists in 22 appearances.

Somepeople laugh at this crazy rumours, though I for one become outraged. "Lampard has been Transfer Listed." - The fact that people get paid to write these utter lies and slander makes me sick.

A Nigerian Defender? As Mikel started life as a Trequartista and has evolved into a Holding Man I expect this young aspect to end up as a Striker. It is only logical.

As long as Ba doesn't score against us I'm perfectly happy for him to have many seasons where he scores 20+ goals.

'Arry don't care cause he ain't a bargain. Innit guv?

It appears we are in the same boat.

He is a flash in the pan. He will return to obscurity in a year or two, much like Andre Pierre Gignac. Degenerative knees are a bad thing.

All you bastards are lucky to frequently watch games live. Moan and bitch all you like, you still have it better than a lot of others.

Must be heartbreaking to go from the League to Conference.

I want QPR to fuck off and never come back. I want Southampton and Middlesbrough back up. Because we need more teams that wear Red and White kits. I wouldn't mind West Ham coming back just so we can give them a proper thumping and so I can rub it into my mate's face.

Impossible he is a one club player on FIFA 12, as a manager you can't even sell him if you want to.

We don't need another player without knees.

And one thing I like to point out is that Cavani is perfect in Napoli's system. He fits like a glove in the 3-4-3 "Counter-Attack" and chances are he will struggle in our 4-3-3 "Possesion" style football.