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Fuck that. He didn't show up against Chelsea and did worse against Real Madrid. People on TC always get stuck into Chelsea players after one bad game, so why the hell can't I make fun of Messi after two bad games?

Barcelona FC has issued a worrying statement about their talisman Lionel Messi, as he wasn't present at training or El Classico against Real Madrid. Various reports state that Messi was last seen in West London alongside, what eye witnesses state to be a a man from South Yorkshire.

As I said earlier in this thread. 40k or 10k this guy is still earning more than most of us can dream of. I wouldn't complain to much is I had to get a massive pay cut like that.

Close friends or potential lay? No need to be coy.

Llorente's maternal name is Torres. Fernando Llorente Torres. Imagine having two Fernando Torres'.

When it comes to hairstyles I'm very old school. Damn, I need a haircut.

BANG BANG

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You mean 1-0 not 0-0. We win if neither team score at the Camp Nou.

I understood the first and last sentence but with the second you kind of lost me. I am the littling man or someone else?

Batman saved our arse again.

He needs a lot of game time in the Preseason and early next season. Hopefully he impresses and gets promoted á la Sturridge.

I find it odd they are being extremely arrogant without being pricks about it. They seem to think they will stroll over us in the hypothetical Final, FUCK THAT! If Chels do manage to get past Barça they lads will play with their hearts and souls on the pitch, they aren't getting another chance at this glory.

I'm terrible at it. Better than Rafael Van Der Vaart though, he scored only 14.

Javier doesn't need to do that. Javier makes women go hysterical with one glance. Javier was created before Adam and has been playing for Inter Milan since. Javier only speaks Spanish. When you talk to him you instanly learn Spanish because he wills it. et al

Thursday...it's very close to drinking time. Tomorry I will drink twice my weight in coffee BEER.

For those that are too lazy to Google: http://www.guardian....n?newsfeed=true

Face it, you would be on the first plane to Heathrow.

I woke at 7:30 the game was well and truly over.

I thought you would have gone for the easy route and said if Kalou was a woman...but whatever.

Geez, Cap just marry the man already.

I'd rather see a Drogba brace and a Lampard smack in at the Allianz Arena.

Class reation from Puyol. A player like Pepe would have started screaming in Terry's face.

El Principe looks rather similar to El Principe. Wikipedia even says so.

I fucking love how sensitive Steve is about Juve compared to Chelsea. No offence this is just an observation of mine: Juve fans are painfully easy to troll and are overly sensitive about their club and will defend it even in the most pointless of circumstances. Not just Steve and Sempre but every Juve fan of met. I love the Serie A and I really can't help but admire Juventus, AC Milan and Internazionale. All teams have unfortunaly have had some scum players (Abbiati for AC, Materazzi for Inter and... Somebody for Juve) but the good outweighs the bad! Who doesn't love these guys? PS: I never realised how muscular Zanetti is. Geez, that old geezer puts me to shame.