Spike

I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me, maybe.

No your colon bursts if you have been constipated for too long.

Modric is not pretty enough for the glorious and most serene Real Madrid C.F.

Don't worry you haven't missed anything really worth noting. The complete overreaction (and kneejerk) towards the preseason friendlies is about the only that has happened - along with every second post in every third thread containing a hypothetical Starting XI.

I swear if someone quotes either of us (or just mentions it) and says "Fletcher is a Liverpool signing" I will go postal.

Overall he is a worse footballer than Torres but at the moment Fletcher is the better Striker. Fletcher isn't that bad on the ball to be honest.

I would actually like Steven Fletcher. He seems to be a very natural goal scorer and his record in the Premier League gets better each season. If you can score 22 goals at Wolves in two seasons, you have to have a bit of skill.

Did you yell this at Hulk: "OI CUNT, SIGN FOR CHELSEA, FUCK YA!".

I have never seen Fosters in Australia. That stuff disappeared from here in the late 90s.

I only use my bellend to type. Where is my prize?

The minute I start typing that test my right hand instantly becomes useless. I can touch type but that test forces me to look at the keyboard. HA! I'm better than FIVE other users. Kezza, Hutcho_CFC, CHOULO_19, carefree88 and Liquidator; you guys can collectively kiss my arse!

I refuse to vote for manpe, because he stalks me and I refuse to succumb to Stockholm Syndrome.

@, Good lad but he will never have beard like mine. So many posters I like to choose from, but it's his time in the sun.

I was just stating that he had injury problems. I wasn't debating that fact. Everytime he plays, I have heart attacks thinking that he is going to tear his ACL or something.

No I didn't. I merely stated fact the fact that Tottenham finished above us. I did not once say that you wanted Scotty Parker and Aaron Lennon. I didn't say "So because Tottenham finished above us you want to sign Scotty Parker and Aaron Lennon?" Whereas I mention Cabaye's FK and you deduce that I want to sign him. Completely different incidents.

So because I mention his Free Kick you naturally deduce that I want him signed because of that one action? Where did I say that I wanted to sign him in the first place? Sure I've said that in other threads but I did not say that, in this particular post. Don't put words in my mouth, please.

Given Hutchinson's injury problems, every tackle and every movement is a risk on the pitch.

So you are talking about Arsenal? Fucking A, let's buy Song and Walcott. I'd rather Cabaye over Tiote. There is no other midfielder (outside of CFC) in the Premiership that I covet more than Cabaye. I fell in love with that joker after his FK against ManUtd.

Tottenham finished above us. Let's buy Scawty Parka and Arin Lenin.

RDM has gone mad.

I remember when that was released the shitstorm on the internet was hi-larious.

WORE TA FOOK EM I?

It's Sunday afternoon in Australia. I wish I still had school holidays, you lukcy young bastard.