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Hamsik is very similar to our Frank Lampard. Of course he isn't as good.... On the subject of Pato's name changing Gareth Bale was wearing the number '9' shirt in Twattenham's friendlies.

One of the only non-Chelsea players where I've actually felt the need to buy his shirt.

I don't mind AC Milan so I'm going to enjoy this. Nocerino, Abate, Pato, El Sharaawy, Cassano and Ambrosini are the players I really like. They given Alex Pato the number '9' shirt, that means my Pato '7' shirt is more valuable now! P.S. I hope Kevin Cunt-Boateng brakes his ankle in this friendly. What a cunt, I hate him. Also, Mexes' hair and fashion style really gets on my tits.

All this talk of the Oscar getting the number 11, I jusat couldn't help myself and I bought my new 'Oscar' shirt. Worth every penny.

Don't forget grapes and grape juice. Remember this ad Cap? It was played very often in the earlys 00s especially during the Channel 7 Saturday morning cartoon block. This Ribena advertisement is so hilarious and racist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDbREzB870A

Your an administrator? Well, I didn't vote for you!

He sure loves filming Ashley Cole.

Oh, no you didn't..

I did from many, many hours of playing the Total War series. Not to mention that the National Day of Estonia is my birthday.

IT'S KALOULOU!

Your not French and you're not from Lille. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you can't be that ashamed to be an Aussie. We are all ashamed of being Aussie, but don't hide it.

Spiked by the spikeman. I wouldn't do anything to hurt you guys...

Who are you planning to shoot? BluesMaster or Van Der Wiel?

Sometimes I think people take me too seriously, sometimes.

If you mean 1984 twenty-seven years later than yes. It is a scary thing, my Facebook politics is set as 'Communist', imagine if I got arrested for that! As long as room 101 is not invented, I would rather die than go there!

Because I'm...

I didn't see that coming. I wore my hair gelled back for a while, but with my massive widow's peak I look like I'm balding. Anyway, I'm allergic to shellfish, so no shrimp for me!

IT WAS JOKE, GOSH

If don't listen to the He-Man video, you will die in 33 minutes and 12 seconds.

At least I can understand Geordies.

I take it you like 10 hour videos? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K94b4buRNFE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83M60qeRyMc

As - pilly - kite -ah

Trolling is meant to be hostile in nature and that nature is to convince someone false information is true. An example is to convince a technophobe to delete their Window's folder 'System 32'. If deleted, the blue screen of death will be triggered. Do you really want a troll thread? I think you have trolling confused with flaming and spamming.

The ego is crushed.

What's wrong with you? It's supposed to go Oscar - Mata. And you're supposed to be an Admin, gosh.