Spike

No it isn't. You just took a shot in the dark and so happened to guess right what phone I own. What colour is my wall? It's not a full beard. Maybe I was 17 in that photo, I don't know.

That's not a full beard.

You can stop trying scaring me at anytime. \lkfdjhs hgfslhglsdfbnsvl,

I bet his Wiki was written by him.

I don't own a webcam.

How the hell do you know I have an iPhone 4?

I did get my fucking donuts. I fucking got them.

I turned 18 at the start of the year. That is an old photo I found.

Those arseholes kept taking my donuts away.

Your just sour about my elite goalkeeping against Chelsea at Old Trafford.

I'm still very annoyed that they didn't let me keep my donuts.

I was 16 in that photo...Come on!

Have you seen my photos? If his nose was much larger, I guess we would look alike. Yep, even I see it.

You mean he didn't score 32 goals against the MLS All Stars? Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. We are going to be relegated ot the Championship next season. Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuk. West Ham will be the team to do it too, they'll send us down with a hattrick from Carlton Cole. FUUUUUCK

How do I look like De Gea, my Scottish friend?

It looked like he was suggesting rape... Did not he not

Who is this Leon Knight cunt and why should I care?

I hope I'm not the only one disturbed by the knowledge your exact post could be applied to Arsenal in 2004...

I hate it more when people complain about people complaining about people complaing about the team.

We have very good balance and choices in that area, it seems. We'll see if that turns out to be true very soon. Though, I must say I'm confident about the new boys. The might not gel together quickly but I'm sure it won't be long before they will be MOTM awards.

Thinking something like this ChouChou? LW: Hazard, Marin CAM: Hazard, Mata, Oscar RW: Hazard, Oscar, Marin

What the fuck are you raving on about? What do shirts have to do with this? All I was saying is that 'Oscar dos Santos' yields Google results while 'Oscar' doesn't. By the 'Hulk' does not yield results either.

I think it's got more to do with the fact that his name is really plain; "Oscar". Before Neymar was 'established' I bet googling his name would have yielded results.

The difference is that I have to google 'Oscar dos Santos' to get his Wikipedia article on the first results page. When I google just 'Oscar' I mainly get results about the Academy Awards. I just have to type 'Ramires' or 'Daivd Luiz' to get theirs...

Fuck Kanye.