Spike

Why did you use a troll face?

He is a strange looking fellow. Mainly the shape of his head. It's all pointy and stuff.

That won't stop me from clinging to that story in hope.

Fuck that shit. You want to go out with her or not? Put in the effort mate, taxi, bus, bicycle. If you're not going to do it for yourself, do it for your penis.

Ask her out. There are only two answers to that question.

I do have a wee soft spot for Southampton. Mainly because the word 'Southampton' just rolls off the tongue. And because of Matt le Tissier, he was awesome. They are a real bipolar team. Some matches they absolutely cut through opponets using precision passing and flair other matches the look more like Aston Villa...watch out for Gaston Ramirez.and Adam Lallana, they are dangermen. Still want to thrash them.

Jeff Hardy...I remember him. I seem to recall him always being drugged up on weed, painkillers, cocaine, heroin, etc.

Coentrao has been acting up at Madrid; not showing up for training and the likes.

All he has to do is wear his camo to the next training session, Mancini won't even know he is there and Balo can sneak up behind him and do some Solid Snake take down manuever.

I bet it's because he is Jewish. Racist bastards.

Didn't he also sell him? Or was that Woy?

True, but as Andy Cole (I think) always says: 'It doesn't matter if you don't score, just get your shots on target at least.'

Forgot about this fellow.

This guy is just so exhausting.

He marked Pirlo expertly against Juventus.

But he didn't score and he was shooting wildly off target. He had good intentions but those intentions didn't pay dividends, did they?

It would be pretty sickening to see Gotze playing for Munchen or whatever that place is called. Crazy Germans having different words to us.

Ivanovic was really pissing me off during most of this match. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

Who cares how much he runs if he is actually scoring? Unlike the sunshine haired number nine.

Munich loves having all the Germans internationals at their club.

Only to go full circle and slap himself in the back of the head. Typical of our golden fleeced demi god.

lolwut? Richards can play as RB/LB/CB/DM right?

Van der Vaart admits to hitting wife on New Year's Eve http://www.marca.com/2013/01/02/en/football/international_football/1357152620.html

Hell yeah, Gon Hig is one of my favourite strikers in the world. As long as JT (the old dog) stays away from his wife...

Torres to frustrate beyond belief again.