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José didn't leave Chelsea he was sacked. Important semantics.

What does that have to do with anything? I hope your not one of those types that think they are superior because they've supported the team longer...

I came to this topic to escape from the madness of the Frank Lampard topic... Looks like I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

I don't care about her. I was looking for that Pommie one. Besides you do know that Google refines you searches depending on history and location? You being a Brazillian nut Google would have that woman's pictures at higher priority than the Pommie's. Suck it.

I googled imaged "lineswoman", she is literally the only result.

Well, guess what? I don't have a beach house or a beach. Slag.

Such a solid performance from every single player save for Torres.

I have one of those fancy reverse cycle climate control air conditioners. I have it set at 20' yet it's still about 30' in my room. Except when I walk past or go near one of my three windows, I can feel the heat radiate around them, so it's about 40 near those bastards.

It's been ridiculous this past week. It was 42' at 8am... Not only that but the skies have been tauting us with sporadic rain showers. But then when it does rain, it wil just get humid as all fuck the minute the sun comes out.

You assume wrong. We don't use Farenheit in Australia.

It's 49 degrees today. God is dead.

Even Wikipedia if necessary...

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS TOPIC?

With my dignity. Buried in an unmarked grave.

Fucks sake. I'm not the one classifying this shit, it wasn't my executive decision. It's all semantics, Nu Metal is considered one of the two million subgenres of Metal. Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit are Nu Metal. Ergo those hacks are Metal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_metal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nu_metal_bands

It's called Nu Metal, brah. It was a thing in the late 90s and early 00s.

lolwut So much good music! I wish I could listen to it all at the same time. In moods like this I find listen to the first 20 seconds and then smash the "Next" button. I couldn't name my all time favourite band but I could list all the albums that I just know I'll love forever. It would be near 40 I think.

Hunky Dory has always been my favourite Bowie. I love Low. I can never put a name to any of the songs but I would recognise all of them anytime, anywhere. I was halfway through listening to Nevermind, but now I have to put Low on... The next band to blow my mind was Radiohead. Specifically OK Computer, Kid A and In Rainbows. Add The Smiths' "Meat Is Murder" to that list. It's amazing how much my music has changed. When I was 14 it was mainly Metal like Metallica, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Alice In Chains, Linkin Park and what not. Now I despise that stuff. http://www.last.fm/user/TheResurection

Does anyone remember they first time music really blew your mind? When I was about 12 or something I wasn't really into music at all. I was at a friends house and we were playing singstar and someone choose Nirvana's "Come As You Are". Needless to say it blew me away, I had never heard music like that, I had heard of dumb sing along pop music but this was something else. When I was home the next day, I looked for Nirvana in my mothers CD collection and I found Nevermind. I must have listened to it almost one hundred times since then and I can sing that bastard all the way through save for the parts where Kurt is incomprehensible.

I read novels in book form only.

I don't own it and I'm too cool for libraries.

The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett. Pratchett's imagination is incredible. But it's comes in second to his wit. I'm thinking of giving Crime and Punishment another go around. But I'm also considering Lolita again... My uncle gave me The Game by Neil Strauss to read. It's so fucking hilariously bad. It's just a misogynistic and sexist diary about a man that sees women only as objects dressed up as "psychology". But that's not what bothers me the most, it promotes a shallow and wholey materialistic lifestyle that I find pathetic in it's existence. I'm ashamed that it sits next to James Joyce on my bookshelf.

It might be an anachorism on my part. Maybe people only started referring to Blackburn's 'credit card' thing recently.

Really? That's what I was told. I'll take your word for it.

Whenever someone says that they think Hazards will move to Real Madrid or whatever cock club they can think of I snap the neck of a cute little kitten. So let's just say that the RSPCA have me blacklisted. If it's said for Hazard it may as well be said for Oscar, Mata, Azpilicueta, Luiz, De Bruyne, Courtois, et al. Why is it only Hazard people carry on about leaving? Why don't they get paranoid about Oscar leaving?