Spike

I like Soton...so a 5-0 would satisfy me.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND MY DILEMMA IS QUITE SIMPLE. I DON'T OWN A VAGINA OR OWN ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE A VAGINA SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE "COMPLICATIONS" ARE. MEN ONLY FEEL FOUR EMOTIONS: HUNGER, ANGER, HORNY AND DRUNK.

Studied?! I attended one of the worst schoolsin Queensland, they curriculum was almost nonexistent. There was no studying, only discussion on how to afford that weekend's cheap beer and goon. You may think this is another one of Spike's classic hyperbolic jokes. I assure you it is not. I SHOULD HAVE MADE SOCIOLOGY HIGHER ON MY PRIORITY LIST BECAUSE I WOULD DESTROY THAT FREAKING OUT NOW

It's over my head. SHIT ENGINEERING IS GOING TO FUCK ME HARD.

They look young...a bit too young...

The most interesting thing about Spanish football is when supporters for clubs like Sevilla break in out in protest chants criticising Real Madrid, Barcelona, unfair sponsorship and unfair timetables. Once the Spanish FA postponed a Sevilla match for several hours because José Mourinho was giving a press conference... I think kick off was about 11:00pm...

He has gotten around a lot since leaving Farcelona...

I'm don't meet the prerequisites for being Scottish. For starters I don't want to top myself off for being a miserable git.

Nobody gave you permission to laugh.

That's some awfully sexay Latin... The bloke doing the live commentary on my application referred to Dzeko as "The Serb". Now I found this really confusing and I kept checking to see if Natasic or Kolarov was on the field. But of course "The Serb" must be French or Spanish for "The Bosnian Diamond".

What about his middle foot?

"Hater" is one of the weakest and stupidest insults someone can use against another.

And the funny thing is that Moses is 22, Hazard is 22 and Azplilcueta is 23. I think Oscar is the only U21 left...

Don't make me get out my nightstick.

What's all this then?

Don't shoot the messenger.

No. It looks like this Engineering @ QUT Architecture @ QUT IT @ QUT Social Science @ UQ Engineering @ USQ IT @ USQ I'm only doing one course. You probably could do more than one, but I'm not sure. Yes you do compete for places. It depends on a lot of factors.

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/01/13/chelsea-set-for-25m-move-for-real-madrid-flop-luka-modric/

In Australia (maybe just Queensland..) you apply for six courses at whatever Universities you choose. I applied for three but I'm only looking to get into two of them; Queensland University of Technology and University of Queensland both are in Brisbane. The courses I applied for are: Engineering Information Technology Social Science Architecture

The Mirror and other rags like the Daily Star and the Metro are reporting Atletico Madrid are interested in signing ... TORRES. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/atletico-madrid-are-prepared-to-offer-fernando-1532321 http://metro.co.uk/2013/01/12/atletico-madrid-working-on-deal-to-rescue-fernando-torres-from-chelsea-3349513/

Apparently the nightlife is brilliant. I've been there several times but not since I was about 16. And I find out if I get into Uni on the 17th! EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE

I'm moving to Brisbane to live with two of my oldest friends. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane

The anticipation is killing me. I'm about to burst from excitement.

This video?

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT