Spike

True lemons are bitter unless you eat these things beforehand... http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ab3f/

You are making this hard for me, unlike her. I probably would after I put on my best pair of beer googles. FML.

IT did till scum like you rocked along and infected everyone.

And I tried my hardest to eradicate the plague that is the troll face. Sigh.

I'd fuck an Argenitne. I'll tell you in explicit detail one day. ONE DAY.

But therein lies the dilemma. I'm foreign, yet I'm ethnically British...

We had one but he was banned. And another that wasn't. http://forum.talkchelsea.net/user/5562-lucasriver/

The Strokes will never make another album like 'This Is It'. I'm beggining to suspect Radiohead is losing it. Deerhunter while making great music are insufferable twats.

OOOOOOH. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. Cap was Indian/Sri Lankan...Backstreet is Pakistani. OOOOOOH FIGHT FIGHT

I'm foreign. What will UKIP and BNP do to me?

It's his birthday today (tomorrow).

@We Hate Scouse, stop posting things that make me smirk. I feel like a gutter slut handing out so many likes. Cunt.

He'd love you.

She does have a nice ass...and she does have a face similar to the photo on the right...I think you are onto something.

Hmmmm....ummmm....hmmmm. Yeah....WHS..what do I say to this?

I know right. He has decided that she has a roided up muscle man boyfriend that will beat him up if he talks to her. Cap is paranoid but at least he isn't an android.

Mine was eerily similar, except for the awkward and farting parts. Even though I'm 85% I was in there till her parent called her and started abusing and threatening her. Aaaah, good times at the Gold Coast.

He is stalking some black woman he goes to University with. He has yet to speak to her.

He is too proud or some shit. I don't know he is weird like that.

No mention of the Top Gun? Go to hell.

Complain about how he can't talk to women.

How did your date go anyway? Mine was shit. And not in that you pervert!

@We Hate Scouse, I'm sure Dr Cap had a crush on her, that's why he so bitchy.

And underlined 'irony' for emphasis.

Oh, yeah I forgot about that. But in reality that PM was as long as my arm, shame it wasn't as long as something else. He may not have even seen those messages and you just revealed a BIG THING just then.