Spike

You deserve your own thread. A big announcment, this is. Still can't believe you are only 15...good luck.

Fullbacks like to get foward - David Luiz likes to get forward. Why hasn't anyone even considered playing him at RB or LB? Personally I believe that Luiz would be worse in the 'double pivot' (oh, how I despise that term) because he would bomb forward all the time just like Lamps. Just like Lamps people would just complain.

Maybe they weren't being racist and just commenting on how Gareth Bale looks like a monkey...but I'd wager they were being racist...

Fletcher gets no recognition at all for his abilities. It's a crying shame because he so talented and is hands down the best Scottish player in the world right now. Another shame is that he isn't picked for the national team due to a petty squable between he and the manager. BRING IN THE BALDING SCOTT

Spike like Mikel.

Regardless I rate Ramos higher than most of Chelsea's current defenders. Ashley Cole is pretty much the only player I'd rate higher than Ramos (maybe Cahill too, but that is pushing it).

I couldn't find a topic on this bloke but I'm sure Chelsea have tried numerous times to sign him. I've always liked this guy and I believe he would sure up the defence and if needed the midfield. He can have violent outbursts but he is a very solid and reliable CB/RB/CDM. The best Spanish defender after Carles Puyol, in my opinion anyway. Probably bollocks but I keep my hopes up with cautious optimism. http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/50m-spanish-international-linked-with-chelsea-city?state=c312aa8817524e568a15b309d88feecd http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/demotion-of-sergio-ramos-is-a-hint-that-all-is-not-well-in-the-casa-blanca-of-real-madrid-8157278.html

Hence the question mark in parentheses.

Perhaps that is in fact a strength (?) i.e. UNPREDICTABILITY

We Aussies may not be book learned like you fancy Europeans but we have something you don't: psychic powers.

....Do you have curly hair and moustache by any chance?

The teacher ladies (even the male ones) at school often told me I was special and an oddity. Of course I naturally deciphered that as a subtle form of basking in my brilliance and bombastic charisma.

I thought that buyout clause had expired a few months ago.

I'm behind seven proxies, do your worst.

Why would you do this?!

I'm surprised that someone actually took that post seriously.

You guys over complicate things, formations, tactics, philosophy, Pythagoras's theorem etc. I'm bringing football back to basics. Sometimes to win in football you have to score goals. IF Chelsea score more goals than Stoke chances are good that Chelsea will win.

If we score more goals than Stoke we will win this.

I wonder who makes these things. Amazing golazo.

The Premier League teams seem to be fairly split here. Liverpool would probably be the most popular out of the Premier League. However I've seen more Internazionale, AC Milan and Juvnetus shirts than I care to count. Whenever I'm in the city I always see one of those shirts.

As is Iniesta. Mata is the strongest finisher out of the four people listed. I don't understand where this idea that Mata is a poor finisher comes from, he has been more prolific in front of goal than all three others. Stats from wiki so I don't know how accurate they are, and I know that stats aren't everything but... Mata - 248 appearances for Valencia, Chelsea and Spain scoring 64 times. 0.258 Goals per match. Oscar - 95 appearances for Sao Paulo, Inter and Brasil scoring 23 times. 0.242 Goals per match David Silva - 398 appeareances for Eibar, Celta, Valencia, ManCity and Spain scoring 69 times. 0.173 Goals per match. Iniesta - 487 appearances for Barcelona and Spain scoring 51 times. 0.104 Goals per match.

They don't even have to be old they can just be terrible.

He had about five seconds inside the box to take the shot but instead he passes to Torres who surrounded by Bianconeri and wasn't even facing goal.

RAMI Y U NO SHOOT INSIDE BOX BUT SHOOT OUTSIDE BOX?

It's Kim il Sung.