Spike

Six or seven. Yes I do believe that.

If he loves Liverpool so much why did he leave in the first place?

Believe it or not but I'm a guy gamer! But that doesn't mean you can hit on me you silly girls. Don't think just because I'm a guy I won't own you at Call of Halo and Mario Kombat because I will! Just a few rules for you girls out there if you want to play with me: 1. Don't treat me any different because I'm a guy. I have feelings too you know? Just because I have a penis doesn't mean I'm any different to any of you girls! 2. No jokes please. I know you don't mean anything by it but I might get an erection if you make fun of me too much. I'm a guy I can't control my body. LOL 3. Don't add me to your friends list without asking. I know a lot of guys sleep around a lot but I'm not a a slut, just a guy gamer. LOL

You'd die here.

Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo (I had to fucking google that) is shit. Thomas Bangalter is awesome.

I had a dream last night. Daniele De Rossi joined PSG and TC went into meltdown.

Wow, that's intense. Seems like something out of the middle ages...

What does everyone think about Watford's exploitation of the loan rules? 8 players from Udinese! Eight players!

I'd like Van Ginkel (or anyone for that matter) to turn out better than Lamps.

Second language. They use 'yeah' to give them a moment to think about what they are saying. This lad is essentially Lampard except Dutch and 14 years younger. I don't know if he will be as good as Lamps but we'll have to wait and see.

Well his wife forgave him for ploughing a few hookers, so I'm sure it well within the realm of possibility to forgive a taunt.

Lexapro.

For the first time in my life I now I'm having a hypomanic episode right now. This is the first time, I've been able to tell, something not quite what it should be. I watched a Stephen Fry doco on it a few days ago. I was hoping that I could watch it and not empathise with anyone...I was wrong. Looking back on my life I can pinpoint a lot of my episodes. Not as bad as some people's but not exactly ideal.

I'm still coming to terms with it so it's still hard for me to talk about, but recently I've been diagnosed as Bipolar II. And it's no surprise when I look back and think about it. It makes living a life of routine and order impossible. It's so hard to exercise on a consistent basis with this looming over my shoulder. Kind of lost at the moment.

@Stingray, And this is why they think I'm Bipolar. BUT DO I CARE? NAW SON

@Stingray, and I think she has BF. YOLO and all that jazz.

I have it typed up in Facebook messenger. I just have to hit enter. But she might get offended and stop wanting the Jake.

Will say to a girl.

I'd rather the Cherry coke full and opened up. If you follow.

It was painful. The only time I've been that bad is when I'm that drunk the only sentence I can make out is "I'm Jake" and then I walk away and get another beer because I forgot what I was doing.

Too small.

I prefer the battery on my testicles.

Awww yeah. I broke up with my last girlfriend because she got weird-ed out when I asked her to strap on a dildo and peg me from behind whilst punching me in the back of the head. What a weird girl, right?

Don't worry. I like being choked. CHAINS AND WHIPS