Spike

Taking the piss.

I'm still chuckling from when Azpilicueta was signed. There was a certain banned Australian member that was very adamant and very aggressive that Maicon should be signed over Azpilicueta. Maicon made 11 appearances for ManCity and is now being shipped off to AS Roma and no longer plays for Brazil. Whereas Cesar made 48 appearances for Chelsea and has finally broken into the Spanish national team. Talk about a season of opposites. Sorry buddy, if you are reading this you were dead wrong about Douglas and Dave.

I have to imagine their are divisions in at Bayern Munich already. How can Pep promise playing time to all these players? He is making too many signings. I understand Ribery and Robben are getting old but as of now they aren't past it, so I don't understand why he keeps them around.

I agree even though your post destroyed the English language; much like how Drogba routinely destroyed Arsenal.

I do not see how the 'injury prone' debate is worth raising. Robin van Persie is or perhaps was a very injury prone striker but has that stopped him from scoring 60 goals during the past two seasons? Of course that is just one example but Rooney's injury list reads out similar to van Persie's. A lot of small niggling injuries but few if no major injuries. And of course he is a very fit and hard working player. He isn't at the level of Cristiano Ronaldo or Javier Zanetti for taking care of his body and fitness but he is heads and shoulder above the likes of Alex Pato and Ronaldinho whose lifestyle is counter productive to longevity in football. Nor does he have the unfortunate luck of Owen Hargreaves. It's been said that if Rooney worked harder he could be at CR7's level. That's not saying he doesn't work hard or that he isn't great that's just saying he could work harder and he could put in that extra mile everyday. All in all his: fitness isn't as awful as people believe it to be. injury problems aren't a cause for too much concern. No major injuries like torn muscles or broken legs. last season has been the only season where he has played under 40 games of club football for ManUtd. But if England is taken into account he easily played over 40 games last season.

Well Jesus Navas couldn't do much worse than his massive haul of zero goals and one assist from last season.

Oh and one of the main characters from Glee has died of a drug overdose. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/glee-actor-cory-monteith-found-dead-at-31-in-vancouver-hotel-room-after-reported-drug-overdose/story-e6frfmqi-1226679185379

You are kidding right? If I saw a black teenager walking down to the nearest corner store to buy skittles the first thing I would do would be to run up behind him and unload several buckshots into the back of his unassuming head. #justice4zimmerman But enough bollocks about that. Stupid decision. On another note, I guess this is good for Australian families. It's good for the working class anyway. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/kevin-rudd-to-announce-scrapping-of-carbon-tax/story-fnii5s41-1226678990206

I imagine all the exercise and good eating are more beneficial to a life of laziness. Loic Remy also has a heart condition.

Look at that! You finally have a Kosovo flag. You've made me quite a few signatures in the last few years, so cheers for that and the good job.

Thor would be wise to wary of Jörmungandr's venom.

Yeah, but he supported Italy in the '06 World Cup even when they knock Australia out. Aussie privileges revoked.

And then only one man standing proudly in green and gold was left.

And mocking them for being poor and throwing the ball into the keeper's face.

Southampton have one hell of a team for next season. Lovren and Wanyama. Clever signings. Really? He had his worst season yet. Even Gab Marcotti agrees with me! Absolutely awful he was.

I hope there are no Faroese Chelsea supporters. Because it could be quite awkward for them if Zlatan joins.

And due to the a conversation I've just had with rmpr:

No beard? Heresy.

His dad is English, born in London Tiago was.

Homophobic comments.

Off topic, but you'll find that most nationalities outside of the UK & Ireland, Australia and New Zealand don't really understand our banter. Hell I find that northern Englishmen struggle with it. No humour up there. On topic, Lewa is a bitch. It's like if Everton became title contenders through clever transfer on a stringy budget and youth players but another club ( Chels, Mam Utd) came in slinking cash everywhere that Everton can't compete with.

Doesn't matter how old she is. Spent many hours listening to her albums.

He also played pretty well off the field, if I recall. He just couldn't stop scoring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIyq4wQD1rU&feature=youtu.be Greatest female voice I've ever heard.