Spike

To be honest I'm stuggling to care about any of this right now. Bigger fish to fry.

Not as bad as I thought it would be.

Mourinho

Mata Hazard Oscar I hate it.

It's only an own goal if the original shot is not on target. Well, that is how I see it.

Well I'm not complaining. Rooney is pretty gosh darn talented. Maybe not as great as the media and video games portray him but regardless he is very good. Never scored less than 10 league goals a season for Yernited.

Islam Feruz plays in a very similar manner to Wayne Rooney, no?

I hate lots of things about him. I can't decide if it's because he the worst player at the club right now or because I'm a cynical bastard.

5 Star skill moves in the FIFA 12.

Maybe he does it to be less predictable.

naah...fuck off. When was the last time a Liverpool player succeeded at Chelsea?

I think he has all the tools necessary to be one of the best. Speed, agility, first touch, finishing, dribbling, passing, he is pretty gosh darn talented.

Yep, I saws that I dids.

Nope, 10 Golazos in 13 appearances.

BECAUSE THIS IS ENGLAND! And English players are gods. They are too good to win the Euros and the World Cup, they pity other teams.

Too many pies was always her problem.

I'd say between £23 million and £28 million would snatch El Shaarawy.

Ahh, I knew this would happen, I just knew. I blame Fernie.

I'm drunk, enamoured and listening to Kendrick Lamar. What am I supposed to do? Complain? Come on, CHELSEA!

I don't care! I've been taken!

COME ON BOYS DO ME PROUD I'M FEELING GREAT

Trolling is a subtle art which requires a somewhat basic understanding of manipulaiton. To spread malicious information whilst coming off as trust worthy and sincere. The best trolls, are never even realised to be trolls at all. Whereas, the Bleacher Report is just full of idiots.

A comment from Bleacher report http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1410402-chelsea-transfer-rumors-radamel-falcao-david-villa-marouane-fellaini-and-more Comparing Fellaini to Zidane should be punishable by death. Zidane is a fucking magician; Fellaini is just a bumbling target man.

Good for Inter and Rossi. Hopefully he can get past those knee injuries.

I wonder how many user's will cry when Falcao isn't signed in January?