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Thinking I compared Mourinho and Benetiz. Napoli not a decent team. Overusing 'LOL'. Post of the year, I'd give you a medal in real life if I knew you. 11 out of fucking 10, I would read again and I will nominate this for a Pullitzer Prize.

Tell that to people in frayed relationships.

Who would you rank as the other four?

Benetiz had Mourinho on his toes for a while. Dis ish a fakt. Benetiz's work with Valencia in the early 00s is amazing. Dis ish a fakt. Benetiz turned Liverpool into a very good team for several years. Dis ish a fakt. Benetiz is a very good manager and most Chelsea fans are blinded to this. Dis ish a fakt.

Alan Shearer and Gabriel Batistuta were better strikers at club level than Ronaldo.

I supoprt Chicago teams. Outside of da Hawks there is nothing to hope for. Da Bulls' Derrick Rose is dead. Da Burrs don't have a QB. Da Sox can fuck themselves. Da Cubs are da Cubs.

Nothing wrong with optimism. Unless you are a sports fan from Chicago.

I'm 21 and I'm still growing outwards.

Literally 0% chance of leaving Atletico.

Around £7,000,000 will be the maximum. He is turning 33 before the start of next season. He doesn't need to play for a top club, he has won everything there is to win. Cech could just as easily return to France or Czech Republic. Absolutely amazing goalkeeper. Glad to have watched him for so many years.

€100,000,000 to score hattricks against the dregs of La Liga. H I L A R I O U S

Except the side that is Turin, through and through.

My family is 100% rugby league. Step-dad supports Paramatta Eels, grandfather didn't support players he just loved the sport and watched players working their magic, uncle likes Canberra Raiders, I liked the Sydney Roosters when I was a kid. Now I'm impartial but I have a soft spot for the Roosters still. Preferably I want the Brisbane Broncos to do well because I'm a Queenslander. I played rugby league when I was a kid. I was very small and runty and I hated being tackled, I would lose my temper. So I stopped playing.

I'm a bastard. Never met my father. My parents seperated before I was born. Ironically the last I heard of him he was raising a family in the Philippines; and I'm in a relationship with a Filippina. Like father, like son, yet we've never even met.

I'm a bastard.

Name: Gilvorak Reason: Abusive Behaviour Punishment: Verbal warning only.

I'll save my opinion till next season. Best to err on the side of caution. He is here today but he could be gone tomorrow! Though I'm sure he'll continue the form.

Fair enough. Yeah, I guess you are right, he is an ordinary player but solidarity and reliability are rare in fullbacks.

Modesty is free.

Agreed with everything except labelling Azpilicueta as 'mediocre'.

Please, this is not racism. Racism does not equate to languages. Read the forum rules. I'll not have you call me racist again. What a completely unreasonable thing to say.

Davide Santon at Inter Milan.

This is an international English forum. Please use English so everyone can understand. Thanks.

Just because you were provoked doesn't mean you had to react. Being provoked doesn't justify your reactions. Thanks. In the future don't react to your provocations. It is really that easy. In this scenario your reaction was objectively worse than the provocation.

No, I'm just a cunt.