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Glamour pic? Look closer, he looks like he is going to sneeze. One eye looks lazy, fucking funny as shit.

Jose Mourinho is no longer the best manager in the world and he hasn't been for a long time. Jose Mourinho has failed to adapt to the ever changing meta and zeitgeist of European football. John Terry is holding the team back from changing to a highly agressive pressing style. He is too good to be dropped but he can't press for fucking shit. Josh McEachran's future went down the drain with Ray Wilkins. The loan system in football is a disgusting cancer that needs to be eradicated. English football peaked in 2009 and has been on the decline since. Pep Guardiola's only fault was being a really bad transfer scout. He has eradicated this since moving to Bayern. Pep Guardiola has yet to show his ability to turn a poor team into a great team. Lionel Messi is an autistic manchild. People call Zlatan Ibrahimovic a 'big game choker' yet they conveniently leave out the fact that he has played a huge part in 11 league titles at six different clubs. I fucking hate Twitter and how it has become normal for people to put one word after the fullstop of the main statement. Annoying. American bacon is fucking disgusting and Americans put too much cheese on everything. It isn't bacon, it is literally a strip of fat will a small trimming of meat. It was 'No Era Penal' but Mexico would have been blown the fuck out regardless. Mario Gotze is an overhyped chubby manchild whose only claim to fame is being a child prodigy and scoring the winning goal at the world cup. He hasn't shown half of his supposed talent yet. I feel so sorry for Dortmund's fan but I have no sympathy for their management. They apparently though it was a great idea to let Lewandowski's contract expire over selling him to Bayern and to put a relatively low release clause in Mario Gotze's contract. Jurgen Klopp is one of the best manager in European football but it's hard to win matches when the team is made out of glass and are injured after every second game. It is very hard to hate Manual Pellegrini once you find out about his personal life. Roberto Mancini is exactly the same as Mourinho but without the charisma. There is a thin line between hating and loving Mourinho for me. I'd definitely hate him if not for being a Chelsea fan and having a soft spot for Inter Milan. Who the fuck pokes another man in they eye? Come on. I don't hate Frank Lampard, I still in fact really like him. People only like Gary Neville because he likes Chelsea. A lot of people fancy themselves tactical gods due to the videogame Football Manager EA Sport's FIFA series is rubbish as is PES. I hate it when people post their own lineups on here. Though, of course they by all means can do that. George Harrison was the best Beatle. Australia would not have been able to handle the World Cup and I'm glad that my country didn't get it. Not enough high quality stadiums, many of the stadiums aren't that big and the western states, North Queensland and Tasmania would have been hard done by. The country is too big and too empty to effectively hold a nation wide tournament, it would have to be limited to the east coast.

One of my least favoured Chelsea players right now. Can't stand watching him, especially when he dives.

Someone actually believes this.

Jack Wilshere is absolutely horrid and the moment Arsenal realise this they can sell him to some dickhead for £30,000,00. Theo Walcott was well on his way to being a great player for Arsenal. Then his legs exploded against Tottenham. Abou Diaby would have been as good for Arsenal as Yaya Toure was for Manchester City. Podolski has always been kind of average. Yet he somehow managed to poach a lot of goals for Germany. Arjen Robben has grown significantly better since 2012. Easily the third best winger in the world. Eden Hazard for all his amazing talent is severly overhyped and I believe what people expect from him is unrealistic. Robin van Persie had three great seasons. The fact that he is Netherland's highest scorer is a farce. Diego Milito deserved the Ballon d'Or in 2010 not Lionel Messi. Steven Gerrard was best as a Second Striker. Absolute rubbish as a CM or a CDM (relative to his own ability). His positioning was atrocious as were his overall defensive capabilities. He was capable of amazing goals and that is what his job should have been. A goal scorer. Jamie Carragher is a bit of a dickhead but he is a well intentioned dickhead. I don't mind him, shame for the accent though. Cristiano Ronaldo has become poison for Real Madrid. He is the patron saint of scoring meaningless goals. It's only a matter of time before Madridista's turn on a player. If they can turn on Iker Casillas they can turn on anyone. England isn't the home of the best league in the world. The Premier League hasn't been the best since 2011. The lack of salary cap and transfer cap is damaging Europe. FFP is a joke. Every team in Italy cheats. Juventus were the only team stupid enough to get caught.

Fuck Maradona's daughter.

I had to google 'Dick Advocaat'. Literally hilarious, my sides.

It is 2015 and people still think that England has the best league. Hilario.

At the end of the day both are unequivocally shit for Argentina.

Sold Gary Cahill Branislav Ivanovic Ramires Bought - Although I don't really care who they are, as long as they fill a particular need in the squad. John Stones Koke Christoph Kramer Seriously, the team needs someone to to play when Matic needs to be rested, when he is injured and when he is suspended. Christoph Kramer (for example) can be the man to take the reigns when Matic is gone. Koke would replace Oscar's starting berth. The team lines-up as a 4-2-3-1 but that is just a static formation, on the pitch it's more of a 4-3-3 due to Oscar droping so deep. He is essentially another CM not a CAM and definitely not a #10 (like some people think he is for some reason). May as well get a player that can fill the defensive and offensive roles that a CM fufills. May as well be Koke, none are much better.

No thank you. There are enough water-carriers in this team. Though, Mr. Mourinho probably disagrees with me.

Obsessions are not healthy.

That Mohamed Salah guy is the one the club should be after. Absolutely carving the Italians up, a true hidden gem.

Literally Overrated: the footballer. Not worth the mud on my Docs.

Pfft, Messi is an autistic manchild. He has no idea what he is doing in social interactions. Cunt can barely talk to people. I'm 100% certain he has high-functioning autism.

Harry Kane is a meme.

I can't believe you are getting this salty over Zlatan's temper tantrum about the French league, not France itself. The fact you don't even comprehend the situation yet you are getting so upset over it, is embarrassing. Stay buttdevastated, Ryan.

Implying that doesn't happen on the majority of transfers with any club.

Fuck off you Scottish twat. Zlatan is a gift to the sport, not only is he is laugh riot but he is awesome to watch. The type of people that get upset by antics are cunts. I always knew you were a cunt, now I have proof.

Jason once again being humourless. Fuuuuck mate, take a course.

100% sure he was referring to the French league not the country.

At least I don't moan about moaning and backtrack when I called out on it. Love you too, I'd love you to wank me off.

So you can't agree there isn't a scientific method or metric barometre for measuring potential? I think you have not read what I posted correctly, a failure to communicate. You are arguing against something that I'm not even posting about.

Potential is intangible and has no way of being measured save for opinion.

Sounds like you are having a moan.