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Great post, Muzchap but there are two words I disagree with. I have bolded them for emphasis. Perhaps relative to the spending of previous years and other rich teams, Chelsea has been modest. But in the grand scheme of the world Chelsea has spent more than £30,0000 each on Hazard, Fabregas, Costa, and Willian alone and to be honest there isn't much modest about that sort of money.

Exactly that. I really hope no one used it sincerely back in the day though. Well, I thought it was funny but I didn't take it seriously. I can't believe I found it funny...

On another note, those that remember 1337 5p34k will appreciate the page number.

If Australia wins the Rugby World Cup: Cricket World Champions 2015 Champions of Asia 2015 Rugby World Champions 2015 My word. My word, indeed. Feels good man.

I'll prove you.

Ned Stark was an idiot. M-my honour.

Definitely worse than the Mongol invasion of Europe.

I imagine that is reason Cap was banned and I was indoctrinated. They had to destroy our power somehow. I am scum.

Gutted the heart and soul of fun. SMH

He brought the best out in me. Literally my muse.

I did not delete your posts but I hid them. If you ever want them returned I can do that for you. Chin up buddy.

Never forgetti. RIP in pieces fun.

@iseah100, Where do you live in Chicago?

Just calling out those that are full of it

Australian footballers are all racist.

Harry Kane 12 Spain 0

Fuck off he is the literal inspiration for James Bond. Ian Fleming met him during WW2 while undercover in the Gestapo. The only reason Lord Kane didn't assassinate Hitler is because he took pity on him.

Harry Kane can beat John Cena cleanly.

If Harry Kane was animal he'd be a GOAT.

10 Things You Didn't Know About Lord Harry Kane: 1. He is England's greatest ever player. 2. Kane not Bobby Moore captained England to the World Cup victory of '66. 3. Even though he appears to have Downs Syndrome, he in fact doesn't. 4. Kane has scored more goals in the Premier League than every Tottenham player in history put together. 5. Kane was Rooney's coach as a teenager at Everton. 6. His Wikipedia page has already been updated to show for that goal he just scored minutes ago. 7. Only Harry Kane has scored more goals than Chuck Norris and Pele. 8. He taught Matt le Tissier how to score from long range, FKs and penalty kicks. 9. Maradona was disappointed when his daughter married Sergio Aguero, he had been hoping she would marry Lord Kane. 10. He cured Messi of his Asperger's Sydrome after many therapy sessions in Barcelona.

Fuck the Jesus allegory I posted earlier. He is literally god.

Oscar is the lightning rod that Kalou, Anelka and Malouda used to be.

Love Warney now but when I was a boy was around the time he was getting into all sorts of trouble. Sexually haressing women and what not. Hard for a youngster to look up to a player when the player is up to all sorts of mischief. Always really liked Brett Lee, too. I thought he always came through in the ODIs a little better. I'm gutted I've missed so much of the world cup. It's hard when the matches start at 11am. I will have to watch the final . Mustn't forget. It's very popular in the carribean, southern Africa and don't forget Australia's brother across the sea; New Zealand. Brian Lara one of the best batsmen came from Trinidad and Tobago. If you can find someone to play with try it. All you really need is someone to bowl and bat with one set of wickets. Just take turns at hitting the ball. My friends and I used to use a rubbish bin and a tennis racquet as wickets and a bat respectively.

Sir Don was apparently a bit of a sook but you can't deny that 99.94 ba. When I was a boy, I really like Gilespie, Waugh, Gilchrist and Oooh Ahhh Glen McGragh. Cricket in general missed those Aussies that played in the 80s and 90s. I miss playing cricket in school. Shame they don't appreciate where I live now.

@Kieran., are you going to answer my questions mate, or are just wanking me around? Really curious to know your opinions on Australian race relations. You have the gall to call an entire nation racist, with each person in it's entirety. I can't wait to know why I fucking hate people that aren't white. While, I'm at it, I'll go tell the s/o I hate her ethnicity and heritage.