Pizy

How on gods green earth is Azpi not in the ToTY?

CALLED IT WEEKS AGO THAT WE WOULDN'T LOSE TO THESE CUNTS!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Lamps hat trick and José to teabag a few Liverpool supporters, please. All I ask for!

This is going to be so hard to watch for us going forward. Oh god. Suarez vs that CB pairing? Damn.

No Cahill. Iva and Kalas at CB apparently.

Don't jinx it. I'm still holding out hope that we'll win. At least until I see our lineup.

The Liverpool love-in is already in full effect an hour before kickoff.If they score early I may switch it off. The wanking will be unbearable.

The abuse José will hear today from the Liverpool supporters is going to be out of this world. Can we please, PLEASE smack these vile, inbred cunts back down to Earth? One huge thing I was hoping to see this match was Luiz in midfield harassing Gerrard and not allowing him to do as he pleases like he does against other sides, but now that JT is out we probably won't see that. Think the Luiz/Matic combo would've almost completely negated Gerrard. I suppose we could see Ivanovic at CB. That'd be nice.

Just imagine this for a moment: ----------------------------Costa----------------------------- Hazard-------------------Oscar---------------------Willian ------------Vidal----------------------------Matic------------ Shaw--------------Terry-----------Cahill--------------Azpi --------------------------Courtois---------------------------- Bench or rotation players: Salah, Lukaku, Schürrle, MvG, Ivanovic, Luiz, Zouma, Lamps, Cole

£20m and Ramires would still be a steal. The ultimate CM in the game today. Vidal with Matic. Bloody fucking hell.

It'd be awesome to see Hazard as the #10 but José has been saying since he took over that he sees him as a "pure winger."

I loved our little magician. :(

We may not have won all of those but surely you can't deny that he would've made a difference.He's going to be back to his best next season I feel when he actually has top class players around him instead of Cleverly and the like.

West Ham, West Brom, Palace, Sunderland, Villa.All matches in which we failed miserably to create chances and break down parked buses. All matches that called for a player to play the killer ball. All games in which we settled for nearly impossible shot from outside of the box time and time again because we had no clue what to do in the final third. Mata could've been instrumental in those matches. He's a tempo setter, he's a brilliant passer, and is godlike at set pieces. All things we struggle with now.

We'd be champions with him as our #10 right now. The tracking back and pressing wouldn't be a concern with Matic behind him. We'll regret selling him as early as next season with all of the additions United will make and since they aren't in Europe.

Wish we never sold him.

Howard Nurse (a Manc mouthpiece) says on twitter that Sir Alex is sitting next to Reus & Kroos' agent at the game right now.

Daniel Taylor of the Guardian says that United are "definitely" in for Cavani and have already met in Paris. FFS. We've been trying to get him for years now with no luck. Watch a side that doesn't need him AT ALL swoop in and sign him. I'd be livid.

Hazard #10 next season, Costa can take Torres' #9, and #17 can go to Reus/Lavezzi/whichever other random winger we're currently being linked with.

If on the very slim chance he plays on Sunday and has a poor game, how much do you wanna bet the "Sterling > Hazard" talk starts. I've already seen idiots like Neil Ashton and a couple others have Sterling in his Team of the Year over him.

Ramires + £25m for Vidal or Pogba.

Fully deserved. Now let's get Ricardo Rodriguez and move Cesar back to the right.

Daily Mail saying his agent/brother are trying to push through a move to United. RvP, Rooney, Welbeck, and Hernandez. Yep, just the place a striker who's fed up with playing second fiddle to another striker would want to go. Even if one or two of them were sold they just gave Rooney 300k a week. If RvP leaves Rooney is their main striker.

Only been a couple of weeks but feels like I haven't seen him in forever.

Would have been so unbelievably satisfying to go to Anfield and steal the title from this scummy club. Getting sick and fucking tired of seeing the pictures of Brendan Rodgers and the Liverpool players laughing and joking in training like they haven't a care in the world because they know the title is theirs. Fucking Sunderland. Still really want to win this one just to prove that they aren't some invincible side. Flukey champions is what they'll be. One season wonder.