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Yeah, it would be saying "you were wrong to sack me and I'll make you pay for it."Hope all the people saying that he isn't the "United type" are right and that Mourinho is too brash and classless for them.

The nun in the first pic looks like she just gave birth to that football.

Really hope Guus can do something that José may not have been able to do and that's to coach Zouma a bit more. He's so panicky and puts us into so many dangerous situations. His positioning and frankly terrible footballing ability are worrying.

Who does Hazard come in for after that?

My god....quit giving them opportunities to cross it in!

For the love of God, please score again! Hurry!

Our defending around the box is so nervy and poor. Everyone terrified of players running at them. It's a huge weakness of our. When teams press and run at us with the ball we struggle mightily.

Jesus Christ! Wake up! We need to score again before they do or well be in serious danger.

Awful, awful setpiece defending. School boy.

Hopefully Steve is telling the boys not to relent and to get after them as if we're 0-0 in the second half. One of Mourinho's biggest annoyances is settling for results far too early. Fucking hammer them!

Oscar was the player who said "I'd rather lose than win for Mourinho." I'd bet on it. Looks like he's actually trying now.

Pedro, Oscar, Matic, and Cesc...wow. Look like different players. Costa's best game in ages. He's actually playing as a striker! Who would've thought that works?

I'm as pissed at the players as anyone but I wouldn't boo them like this.

I'm sure Fabregas and Costa are thrilled to go out there and perform for fans that are booing them.

Imagine the scenes if we come out in the same lethargic, can't be bothered way and allow Sunderland to boss it. We better se the likes of Costa, Cesc, and Oscar with a point to prove and at the races today.

Were people honestly expecting Steve Holland to instantly chop and change the entire XI? As if. I expected maybe 2 changes, if that.

Did RLC secretly break his leg or something? Can't even get on the bench anymore.

No Hazard. This'll be a difficult one. Even more so than it already would've been.

If he said it we can all assume the opposite is true.

But if Pep goes to City and Acelotti to Bayern they'll be left with no other world class managers. They may not have much of a choice unless they stupidly give it to Giggs far before he's ready.

I'd love that, but it would be pretty hard to see him not only screwing Atleti by leaving himself, but also taking their two best players with him. Would be amazing to have Koké in midfield next to Matic and Griezmann in the hole as a second striker behind Costa. We'd essentially be Atletico de London with half of our XI having played under him before. --------------------Costa-------------------- Hazard---------Griezmann----------Willian --------------Koké--------Matic------------- Baba-------New CB------Zouma-------Azpi -------------------Courtois------------------- Goddamn, that's a hell of a team.

Or you have a load of pussies in your ranks not playing to their ability...

I'd happily have Simeone IF Koké is the first "must buy" he targets and brings with him. Wouldn't the language barrier be a serious issue, though? It doesn't matter too much when it comes to talking to the press as we've seen the likes of Pochettino use a translated for that stuff, but would he be able to communicate well enough players like Hazard etc?

Honestly, many of them are so desperate to get back the the summit that they won't care about his "style." They just want to win again and go further in the CL.Can't see him wanting to go to PSG for the very reason you said. Piss easy league and no challenges on a week to week basis. Not winning the CL is a failure of a season there because walking Ligue 1 is no problem. I think back to Madrid or United are his only two options.

A Chelsea legend and our all time greatest manager winning and stopping us winning with a direct rival wouldn't bother you?That's madness to me. Especially if some of the players who got him sacked fuck off and abandon us.