Pizy

We complete one pass if we're lucky and they pinch the ball from us. Getting totally out-efforted.

We're being embarrassed here...

Fuck...can't even get a touch!

Hazard will score a worldy today. I can feel it.

Holy shit, RLC is alive after all! Provided our midfield doesn't get dominated our attacking 4 should be nice and fluid. That should be exciting hopefully.

The humiliation continues.

We are fucking SHIT with the ball! Jesus Christ!

Oscar played alright that half as did Iva and Cahill.You're right, though. We still play slow, zombie football at walking pace with a nice lightning counter every now and again. I desperately hope our next manager knows how to properly coach attacking football. I can hardly take this any longer.

Why the fuck would your arms be in the air like that? Seriously, what the fuck!?

Typical Chelsea of this season. Bright start and then we hit a wall and can't string together two passes. Same laborious and ponderous attack. Getting outplayed at home on Boxing Day by a promoted team.

I was trying to keep an open mind and not be negative, but yeah. This could be ugly if our attacking players aren't at it today. We need to blitz them and not allow our defense to get exposed much.

Don't know what the hell people were thinking when they thought the entire team would change when he was sacked. Was never going to happen. Not when management and the board think there's still a chance to salvage something from this season. They aren't going to "throw in the kids" when they still feel like we can get top 4 and win a cup. As for this match, Cahill and Terry against these two strikers should be....interesting.

Its true that this City squad isn't at Bayern's level now, but you appoint Pep who every top player in the world would want to play for and combine that with City's unlimited funds they'll be able to get their team to that level very quickly. Wouldn't be surprised if City sign several more world class players this summer for monstrous fees. The likes of Pogba would probably jump at the chance to go there.

He looks and sounds like a school principal but by all accounts is a no bullshit guy behind the scenes.

Where would he even play? He's not better that either Willian or Hazard so he wouldn't be starting on either wing. Is he even better than Pedro? Yet another £30m on a wide attacking player (when we don't even know who our next manager will be!) is nonsensical. Almost as nonsensical as the rumor about us spending £30m on a nearly 30 year old, flash in the pan Jamie Vardy. The only January signing we should be thinking about is another CM. Save the funds for the new manager in the summer.

Even his YouTube highlights which can make anyone look like a world beater don't look impressive. Also, spending a huge sum on yet another AM when we don't even have a permanent manager would be dumb. What if the new guy doesn't like him? Makes no sense. If we sign anyone in January I think it'll be a cheap striker for the squad to replace Falcao on the bench.

Who does he compare to?

He probably sees us a a classless, rash club who constantly sacks managers and is always in the news for the wrong reasons. Add on to that the fact that we won't be in the CL next season and would need a total rebuild to suit his football and there's just no way he'd take on such a mammoth task.He goes to City who already play attacking, fluid footbal, have unlimited funds, and will be in the CL. Easy job.

Think even if we offered Pep £15m a season AND offered him total authority on football matters he'd turn us down.

Christ, the gut punches keep coming, huh? First Pellegrino and now Mancini?

LOL! Right...

Mourinho was kicking the ball about, eh?

This season is like the perfect storm for Arsenal. We're utter shit, United are shit, City have their best player injured half the time and their captain and best defender is missing, and Liverpool are Liverpool. If Wenger doesn't win the league this season he should resign and beg Pep to take over.

That's a fucking unreal goal. Fuck me!

Hammering City here and I completely forgot that their best player is out. Hopefully we have some nice, attacking football next season.