Pizy

Baba not on the bench once more. Injured?

Get ready for captain Ivanovic!

Sunderland... My word.

I said potentially.

Will Newcastle go into Real Madrid mode today or will our players take care of business and not let a shit team play? You have to hope José sets us out to dominate the ball and not be reactive.

Their fixtures thus far have been a joke. Today is no different. When they played a decent opponent in Swansea they struggled.

Holy shit! Go on, Spuds! MUST WIN TODAY!

With Kane out of form like this Spuds have absolutely no goal threat from open play.

You look at City's attack here and the talent on show and then remember that Silva isn't even playing.

He'll haunt us for years.

Get ready for the media wankfest tomorrow where I expect him to score another 2-3. Sunderland are utterly garbage.

Damnit. Just realized that we're the late kickoff tomorrow. Potential weekend ruiner if we have to watch both Manc teams win just before we play, be under huge pressure ourselves after seeing their results, and then losing. Fuck, we better win this. We can kiss top 2 goodbye if we lose and they both win I think. I predict City will pinch a narrow victory against Spuds and of course United are still playing this piss easy opening set of fixtures and will blow Sunderland away.

José basically did this to Wenger in today's presser. Just slayed.

Good thing I don't give a toss about this competition. Hope we play a totally weakened side. We don't need to be risking our important players in a midweek game all the way up in Stoke when we're trying to play major catch-up in the league.

If we have any slight hope at all of catching City this is a must win. We'd be in serious danger of letting TWO sides pull too far ahead to catch if we lose this and the two Manc sides both win.

Absolutely dreading this one. They're unbelievably shit and in TERRIBLE form and we're finally starting to trend upward. That means (as usual, since they're one of our bogey sides) they'll raise their game and perform fantastically well against us. They're diabolically poor. Can't imagine the shit storm and embarrassment if we lose to that steaming pile.

Not what I'm seeing. Think I read that both Spuds and Arse are playing weakened sides. Not like we're playing all youth players. This XI should have more than enough to beat Walsall.

While seeing them fail in Europe is hilarious, it's probably a bad thing this season. If Pellegrino fails there again they'll sack him and get Pep which would be a nightmare for everyone.

People here who said he'd flop at City or show that "he won't be able to handle playing for a top side" will look mighty stupid come the end of the season. I think he'll have a fantastic season, unfortunately for us. Worse than selling Mata to United, worse than selling Cech to Arsenal, just about as bad as United letting Pogba go. Watching him develop into what he is now and magnifying the mistake of letting him go by seeing him play for our rival really fucking sucks. Truly the one that got away. Just think about how they'll look when Silva, Agüero, Sterling, and he all click and grow together. Fuck.

It's in every thread you post in. Just like a couple of other posters on this site it seems as though you're actively looking for things to criticize and bitch about when it comes to Mourinho.

The amount of effort you put into hating on all things Mourinho is also unbelievable. It's really tiresome to be honest.I don't see anyone blaming this situation on her. Most of us simply couldn't give less of a shit and want the football to be the focus.

Expected. Shocked they didn't add on an extra match as a Chelsea tax. José must be destroying his office raging right now.

I would love it if José came out in his next press conference and criticized the FA but they'd probably fine him £200k if he had the audacity to call them on their bullshit.

Throw a punch? Lunge in for a horror tackle? If it misses you'll be forgiven, never mind your intent!