Pizy

At least we now won't be shitting bricks if one of our CM's get injured because well have 4 solid options.

Finally.

Did Danny fall asleep during his medical?

No creepy, grainy photos of Drinkwater at Cobham yet?

Mate, I'm as disappointed as anyone but this summer has been orders of magnitude better than that infamous window. Every players we've bought this summer will actually fucking play for us for a start. Rüdiger, Morata, and Bakayoko will be stars for us I think. Zappa and Drinkwater will be solid I hope and Christensen will develop nicely. Not a total disaster but not the homerun we had hoped for. Luckily, neither Manchester club made a massive move today so the gap isn't quite as huge as I feared it could've gotten.

He looks almost like a really skinny Nacer Chadli. 😂

Somewhere in the world, Riyad Mahrez is sitting alone crying.

If Drinkwater happens I think we're all good until January. Cannot see us competing over an entire season without LWB cover, though.

So, no Danny D?

Or he changed his mind and wants Spuds instead.

Fully expecting a tweet saying "Drinknwater move called of because time ran out" any second now!

So he really did simply get scared shitless and backs out. What a pussy. Perfect for Spuds.

So we probably brought him in, found him in worse shape than anticipated, and maybe called it off until the next window?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 He fucking had his medical and said "nah, I'm out." This has to be the most embarrassing transfer window any big club has ever had. Jesus Christ!

That is a shit load of money for a 4th choice CM. Geez.

So we've been turned down by 3 players in the space of about 48 hours by the look of it. None of which are even top tier players either.

So Zappacosta and maybe Drinkwater if we're lucky and that's our transfer window. Yikes.

I think this was going to be one of Conte's most important signings. We've been linked with him forever and have missed out him to a direct rival who have expressed interest just today reportedly. That's simply laughably insane.

So, as expected we aren't even interested in Mahrez. And it now appears that Llorente will indeed join Spuds. Conte will not at all be a happy man.

Don't understand why Monaco would accept that deal. Why not just keep him for this season and make PSG wait until next summer if FFP concerns were there?

The Sun. Scum of the earth.

Or it fizzles out without a whimper...

Seems like all activity league wide has stopped. Nothing has happened for hours seemingly.

Don't see any of the reputable English based sources saying anything about Mahrez. Can't be bothered unless BBC or Guardian start reporting something.

Is Lemar really that good? For that sort of cash I'd expect someone who will come in a dominate like Sanchez has done for them.