Pizy

😂 Im now imagining Diego in an underground hole somewhere in the Brazilian jungle. Eating off the land and wearing nothing but a loin cloth like Tarzan.

Wish the club would tell us what's going on...🙄

Seem as though all it would take is for Conte to make good with him and for him to actually have the desire to come back. The players all love him still and the fans would immedietly forgive him.

Okay, that's funny. 😂 Miracle if his situation can be resolved and he plays in blue again.

Would be unreal and pretty amazing if Conte & Costa kissed and made up. The club would also probably have to hand him that new contract he was apparently going to sign. 3-5-2 with Hazard in behind Costa and Morata could be insane. Too bad the situation is probably untenable.

Have we now got the tallest pair of fullbacks in Europe? 😄

I'm wondering what the specific role Conte has in mind for him. Probably will be competing with Cesc I think. I'm not sure we'll ever really see him without one of Kante or Bakayoko beside him. Can also envision using him in a midfield 3.

With us also after Drinkwater I was questioning where Barkley would've played anyways. Hopefully we don't go after him in January. No place for him and he probably knew that. If we were going to use him in a more attacking role there are better players out there.

Wonder how far away he is from match fitness.

At least we now won't be shitting bricks if one of our CM's get injured because well have 4 solid options.

Finally.

Did Danny fall asleep during his medical?

No creepy, grainy photos of Drinkwater at Cobham yet?

Mate, I'm as disappointed as anyone but this summer has been orders of magnitude better than that infamous window. Every players we've bought this summer will actually fucking play for us for a start. Rüdiger, Morata, and Bakayoko will be stars for us I think. Zappa and Drinkwater will be solid I hope and Christensen will develop nicely. Not a total disaster but not the homerun we had hoped for. Luckily, neither Manchester club made a massive move today so the gap isn't quite as huge as I feared it could've gotten.

He looks almost like a really skinny Nacer Chadli. 😂

Somewhere in the world, Riyad Mahrez is sitting alone crying.

If Drinkwater happens I think we're all good until January. Cannot see us competing over an entire season without LWB cover, though.

So, no Danny D?

Or he changed his mind and wants Spuds instead.

Fully expecting a tweet saying "Drinknwater move called of because time ran out" any second now!

So he really did simply get scared shitless and backs out. What a pussy. Perfect for Spuds.

So we probably brought him in, found him in worse shape than anticipated, and maybe called it off until the next window?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 He fucking had his medical and said "nah, I'm out." This has to be the most embarrassing transfer window any big club has ever had. Jesus Christ!

That is a shit load of money for a 4th choice CM. Geez.

So we've been turned down by 3 players in the space of about 48 hours by the look of it. None of which are even top tier players either.